01 [out of the frying pan and into the fire]

[iseedeaddads]

[there a small thud before the recording starts, a little bit of static and another couple of bangs before a sharp inhale of breath.]

...shit. Shit where the hell am I? I knew I shouldn't have fallen asleep, I shouldn't have even turned my back for a moment--

[a series of colorful expletives are heard before she jostles the recorder around]And

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[cherryhoops]

Well, there ARE a lot of creepy people. Check.

[iseedeaddads]

[WELL SHIT WASN'T EXPECTING THE DINKY MACHINE TO TALK BACK]

Yeah, thanks, great, I'll fit right in then. And just who the hell are you?

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[cherryhoops]

Oh- you creepy?

[cherryhoops]

I'm Sui- a Nagin.

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[iseedeaddads]

Creepy, freak of nature, unnatural, hey, whatever floats your shitty little boat.

[iseedeaddads]

...Nagin? Fancy word for mutant or did I miss the memo on this one?

[cherryhoops]

Mutant? S'a race.

[iseedeaddads]

Huh.

So you here to throw glowy shit at my face, gut me, drag me somewhere, bring me home?

Something like that?

[cherryhoops]

... Whadda ya taste like?

[iseedeaddads]

Like dirt and cigarette ash.

No joke.

[cherryhoops]

Then I'm not interested, for sure.

[iseedeaddads]

Great so I'm glad we settled this whole thing.

So uh, mysterious voice from the machine thing. Where exactly is this place?

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[cherryhoops]

Haha, I get to play wise man today, ALRIGHT-

[cherryhoops]

Okay brace yourself for the lame-

This is...

THE city.

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[iseedeaddads]

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[iseedeaddads]

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