02; teenage restlessness

[iseedeaddads]

So this is the City. Original name. Got warped in here randomly because some deities felt like it and I'll be going home who-knows-when

Comments

[alittlecredit]

You just take an apartment. If you're over eighteen and an upstanding citizen, you pay rent. If you're over eighteen and clever enough to jack utilities, you squat for free, but I never said that.

The same things to do anywhere else are here to do. Read magazines and sleep until after noon.

I don't know what you are you, but if you touch me stuff I'm gonna start getting shitty for serious.

[iseedeaddads]

Upstanding citizen. Nice choice of words there.

So your shitiness up till now was just an act? Consider a job in acting, you're pretty good at ticking people off. But hey, I'm pretty sure I didn't go near your place.

Pretty sure.

[alittlecredit]

They exist. Shocking, I know.

Hey, I'm shitty, but you're the thief or peeping tammy or whatever. Admittedly, ticking people off is a skill I've worked many years perfecting.

Why don't you just ask people for stuff, you little klepto? God, you remind me of someone I grew up with.

[iseedeaddads]

See and here I put them on the same level as fairies and leprechauns.

I am not a thief. Or a peeping tammy--who the hell uses that phrase anyways? What are you, fifty?

I didn't take much and I sure as hell didn't take anything valuable. You're preaching to the wrong choir here, old man.

[alittlecredit]

Fairies and leprechauns also exist. Shocking, I know.

No, I'm very recently thirty. I'm not an old man and I'm not a preacher. I just don't like the idea of people looking in on me when I don't know they are. You're the one snooping people's stuff.

[iseedeaddads]

No way.

Looks like I hit a sore spot.

And stop flipping out, I wouldn't want to be anywhere near you, no time or real time.

[alittlecredit]

Yes way. Also dwarves. And crazy violent merpeople. You need to get out more, except not.

What does that even mean?

[iseedeaddads]

You sure you're not cursed, oldie?

Is it the young, hip talk that's confusing you or is it just nearing your nap time?

[alittlecredit]

If I was cursed, I would be rhyming. Duh.

What the hell is a no time.

[iseedeaddads]

Time freezing magic.

Be dazzled.

[alittlecredit]

I'm duly impressed, yeah. That one's rare and flashy.

Are you some kind of magician? And if that's the case why don't you know about Asgard?

[iseedeaddads]

...magician.

Are you serious?

[alittlecredit]

Look, it happens.

But using my amazing detective skills I can read the threads above and answer my own question. You from Cali like the other twerps?

[iseedeaddads]

I'm a mutant runaway yeah but just cause I fit the criteria doesn't mean you can group us all together.

Besides, I'm from New York, Sherlock Holmes.

[alittlecredit]

What you running from, kid?

New York, figures. You from the ghetto? I'm just surprised, someone with a shiny power like yours and I've never heard of you.

[iseedeaddads]

A lot of stuff.

Don't tell me you're you one of the flashier superheroes.