if I had a band...

[iseecherubs]

I'd put out a double album with the following song titles:

Disc One

1. pussypants brigade
2. we’ll buy you a stick of yours
3. hardcore music: not very good
4. Mike Kinsella wouldn’t like me
5. overweight boys who had attractive high school girl girlfriends
6. don’t name your daughter Jessica
7. drinking isn’t cool but it’s cooler than you
8. love with one N
9. how many cheerleaders?
10. buying girl drinks for underage boys
11. bring back bubble tape
12. then why did he make them out of meat?
13. not depressed just gemini
14. I am Queens Boulevard
15. cartwheels and carpenters
16. the footless gulls

Disc Two

1.Teddy Roosevelt: total bad ass.
2. captain and cokehead
3. Who you callin’ friend, pal?
4. I found her vibraphone in the underwear drawer
5. Janis Joplin is no excuse, wash your hair
6. semper fi, read a poem lunkhead
7. Dick Quigley and the Vondrukes
8. Kelly Clarkson and Taylor Mali
9. the D in defenseless
10. your ass from a hole in your ego
11. temperance movements for straight edge alcoholics
12. you don’t understand Nihilism
13. Samson was a pussy
14. all grandmas have short hair
15. turtles and tittybars
16. murder in the first MC
17. Mr. Rogers was right
18. thanks for nothing Jimmy Fallon

I charge you fellow LJers, tell me your band's song titles. get creative fuckfaces.