Wow… how'd they know?

[iscott]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I pushed jammie823 in the mud (-17 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole clarissa_vaughn's purse (30 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, kavorkiankilled (-5000 points). In April I broke vyxee's X-Box (-12 points). In July I pulled over and changed ninja_sayruh's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4984 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
iscott