Stratogos Legacy 7.2

[iscarius]

I haven't really done much in the way of playing with the Stratogoses, primarily because my muse came out of left field and kicked me in the head, so I've been doing a shitton of writing and stuff lately. Buuut I did play for a bit today, so another update it is.

Warning: Language, censored nudity, gays, lesbians, and mancandy so hot your eyes

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[sea_serpent]

Professor: ...AND BY EXAMINE I MEAN BRUTALLY MOLEST
Bennet: FINE BY ME, HOTTIE

PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD Oh god, you are a genius.

AHEM, I THINK THAT DARCY AND TACO SHOULD FORM A BAND OF HOT MENS. RLY. WE CAN THROW OTHELLO IN THERE TOO.

*SWOOOOON*

[iscarius]

*barely keeps self from wailing about not being worthy*

TACO AND DARCY IN A BAND WOULD BE EASILY THE HOTTEST THING EVER.

THE ONLY REASON IT WOULDN'T WORK WOULD BE BECAUSE THEIR COMBINED PRETTY WOULD MELT THE FACES OFF OF THEIR FANBASE. IF IT WERE SAFE TO DO, IT WOULD BE DONE.

Also you make me post in all caps apparently.

[sea_serpent]

CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE-CONTROL FOR COOL, AS WE ALL KNOW 8D

I THINK THAT SHIRTLESS!TACO AND SHIRTLESS!DARCY WOULD BE TOO MUCH FOR THE UNIVERSE. IT WOULD IMPLODE FROM THE SHEER SEXY.

Not worthy? BB, you're WAAAAAY funnier than I could ever hope to be XD

[iscarius]

I JUST PICTURED A SHIRTLESS DARCY/TACO COMBO AND MY NOSE STARTED TO BLEED, NO LIE.

NOW I HAVE TO TRY RLY RLY HARD NOT TO THINK ABOUT THEM MAKING OUT OR ELSE MY BRAIN WILL VACATE BY WAY OF MY EARS.

It's not possible to be funnier than you, sry.

[sea_serpent]

... DO YOU UPLOAD YOUR SIMS? BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I AM SNAGGING DARCY AND MAKING TACO HAVE AN AFFAIR, JUST FOR LULZ 8D

[iscarius]

...

OKAY, I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO DO A STEAL-A-STRATOGOS POST FOR A WHILE NOW, AND I THINK I HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT NOW. CONSISTING OF DARCY. FOR LULZ.

BECAUSE I KIND OF WANT TO SEE THE UNIVERSE IMPLODE FROM SHEER SEXY, SRY.

[sea_serpent]

I EVEN HAVE A SHIRTLES OUTFIT THAT I'M SURE HE'LL LOOK ~DASHING~ IN. IT SHALL BE PERFECT 8D TACO WILL BE UNABLE TO RESIST

[sea_serpent]

*SHIRTLESS. SORRY TO SPAM YOUR INBOX D:

[iscarius]

NOW IF BODYSHOP WOULD ONLY LOAD EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE AND DANDY. IT KEEPS CRASHING. BAH.

[iscarius]

ALSO MY INBOX IS HAPPY FOR THE ATTENTION.