Too Innocent(OneShot) Hooya!!My first Smut!

May 23, 2011 07:24

 Title: Too Innocent
Author: Isaywierd
Pairing: JongYu (Jonghyun x Onew)
Summary: Jonghyun has to choose, will he miss the train or not?
Raiting: NC-17 (WOOT!!!)
Genre: Guru~ SMUT, !Slight!comendy, Romance.
Disclaimer: I know ,no Idon't own SHINee, But I'll just say...I Own Taemin (My cat) OwO

A/N:  Read more... )

jongyu, smut, jonghyun!bottom, shinee, top!onew, comedy, oneshot

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isaywierd May 30 2011, 12:30:12 UTC
-Arrives-!!!!!!!!!!!!!Drums Plz!


OMG!!!


Someone commented!-Strips of happiness-


(This scene is innapropriate!) -Screen goes black-
Back~


Missed me?


Thank thank u thank u!!!


Here's Taemin for you!! D8 -Sexy~-


@Taemin: Save the humping for later...
You made my day~


YES!!I do take requests!


I write up to NC-17 ^^"


TAEMIN TOPPING?!!!FUK YE!!


I'll try.....


Anything else? ^^


I'll do it with PLEASURE!!(After exams..Next week to b exact)


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usakpopluvr May 30 2011, 17:47:12 UTC
HOLY FUCK
I just love your crazyness and pic spams keke

OH OKay here the dets
taemin will def be topping jonghyun
jonghyun will be a cock begging sadistic slut
taemin I'll be no where even close to innocent DEMANDING,DOMINATING,DIRTY TALKING,rough romantic and a dash of humor and crack kk
idk if u want but it could add some fruit and whipped cream,ice,strawberries,bananas,strawberry syrup chocolate syrup caraml and by all mean add some sex toys if you feel the need to to but daymn
I LOVE UR PIC SPAMS AAAAAAAMAZING KEKE
wht is your fav pairing my will forever be JONGTAE BB hahhahahahhaah yeah boi and wig those.....situations TOP!taexjong and second Is onkey btu boo have u check out taextaeminnies journal she is my hubby damn I lov her to death were somewht married kk
but we should get to know each other and no I am not a guy I am officall a girl last timed I checked bwhahahhaa
- mihi

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Just noticed isaywierd June 3 2011, 09:06:38 UTC
Wow..I just noticed u love smutty smuts with toys n whipped cream n stuff XD It'll b the first time i do it o,o I'll start tomorrow.
UR CRAZY!
N YE I LOVE IT!
As long as its top!Taemin or Top!Onew then Im in!
I think TaeKey is wierd...Umma n son...Just wierd....
I love making jonghyun a sadictic slut (in my mind..I have VERY wierd...Smutty fantasies...But that's just me)
Ok im goin to the dentist now ;A; Plz wish me luck n pray i dont die from my "freak out".
I feel my brain is gonna shut down -Dies- Its scarier than exams!!!
Ur a girl? -Nods- Does that make u my unnie..(Wait idk ur age yet) Oh god xD So many unnies.
We both think like guys! 8D (Im proud..Are u?)
I heard ur from USA :o (Is that tru?). Im from tunisia..american ppl think my country is a type of cheese....-Awkward-
Sorry i cant spam u this time...Its koz the GIFs wouldnt appear so its useless...

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Re: Just noticed usakpopluvr June 12 2011, 01:44:25 UTC
FUCK YES SMUTTY SMUTS ARE A MUST AND FOOD JUST MAKE IT FREAKING FANTASTIC FUCK YESS!!!!!!!!! :D
I know I am a fucking manicCCCCCCCC I love being crazy but those people that care about grammer piss me off RAWR :0

holymotherfuckingshitballs I love Top!tae and Top!onew HELL TO THE YESSSS YEAH BOI
yeah taekey kinda freaks me out e u e
Fuck YES! jonghyun turning into a cock begging slit is freaking marvulus fuck yea
I will tell my name in a message mkay
but ne u would be MY unnie keke
gurll express your smutty fantansiess keke or just for muah bwahahha
and yes yes I am a gurl last time I check kekeke
yes I am from the USA who excatly did u here it from hmmm
I kno I hate the dentist but I like mine cuz he is nice we even had him over for a BBQ once and he has lotsss of honors so I trus him
I don't kno if I should be cuz guys are VERY perverted fer real but on the other hand I am somewht beyond the Normal state of pervy-ness? but ne hopefully you get the story done soon keke have fun!

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Re: Just noticed isaywierd June 12 2011, 08:12:34 UTC
So I woke up this morning...
To study...


AND TO FIND THIS!!!


RAWR U BOUGHT ME BAK TO LIFEEEEEEEEEEE!


Oh come here u whore!




dfghsdlfghevgheorge...Lol(?)




Smut smut smut smut smut smut smut smut....Gehehe ~


I!LOVE!YOU!


Where I got it from.....We follow the same smut authors xD.....Taextaeminnie , is a wonder o.o


Trying to b explict(Id think thats correct) But moving from the innocent first time smut to toys n whip cream...Its not so easy


Sorry its taking soo long..I just like to dissapoint ppl..I want to b fanfukintastic...


I cant believe I lost my innocence in the process ...xD


Oki I hug u befor I go....


Im wierd...


PS:I love ur typing style..Keep the too many "fuck" goin xD YE GIRL!!

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Re: Just noticed usakpopluvr June 12 2011, 08:33:47 UTC
ah bubbles most of the fife didn't show up but si ce I is smartaclue I click the pictures ehehehe okay let me try it probe not work but here goes

when I saw I was soo happy
http://emob940.photobucket.com/albums/ad249/dianeperezosa/Taemin/tumblr_l7qpf3Ta9M1qaplv8.gif?t=1282952587

and holy fuck
http://emob1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff403/beamintae/tumblr_le0xcn7Vrj1qa1d0io1_500.gif?t=1301703269
I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back forh ok Im done

then I saw that I wasn't the only one who innocene was stolen
http://emob940.photobucket.com/albums/ad249/dianeperezosa/Taemin/tumblr_l6u2gdgV6z1qzuojy.gif?t=1281321239
oh Hun it okay take your time I am sure I will lobe it
http://emob963.photobucket.com/albums/ae115/shineeluv31/gif/1f87de7a.gif?t=1281736436
and Ike it is fucking amazing I got typing skillz

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Re: Just noticed isaywierd June 12 2011, 12:35:35 UTC
It worked xD
Huh 0.0... Im called bubblz :3 -Purrs-~ Im more of cat style xD But lving the name ♥.♥ LETS GET MARRIED!!(Lolz..Noo well taemin)

Yes yes you're very smart.

Its about time I progress with my story a bit ^^"
By the way..
There's Taemin with a whip..Dunno how am i goin to add the whip cream n choco..But ill think bout it n make it in round 2!
SEE?! ILU soo much that Im writing 2 ROUNDS OF HOT TaexJong!!

"Uhh~T-Taemin..More!!" <= Ya wtf~

I read some of ur smut -Satisfied-
I LOVE WHEN U WROTE! N i quote~
"Something is cumming, I mean coming" OMFG THATS SO LOLLISH!!!

Oki RAWR tak it easy o_o...Ik u got typing skillz..
PS: R u always so fucking hyper 8D?!
The Dork, The Wierd, The yours
Z.E.N.I

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Re: Just noticed usakpopluvr June 12 2011, 20:28:39 UTC
I think I am cat style but I AM SOOOOO FUCKING CLUMSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND A FUCKING HUGE KULTZZZZ KEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKE

srry bubblz I already got a Internet hubby is wohooo taextaeminnie YEAH BOIIIIIIII

SOMETIMES I THINK I SMART KEKE
fuck YES!!' taemin with a Whip is super smextastic and hmmm I don't know how food would really play in a BDSM FIC

Holymotherfuckingshitballs are you for realz 2 2 2 2 2-2 twooooooo scenes HELL TO THE MOTHERA FUCKNG YESSSSSS

YEAH BUT I dontlike it want it to SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mch better ^_^'
I know I know I know I do but when I got to be formal I kinda suck at it ;(
YES YES YES YES YES I AM ALWAS SOOOO FREAKING HYPER

KEKE LVE

-rawr

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Re: Just noticed isaywierd June 12 2011, 20:38:36 UTC
W.E.L.C.U.M. To the clubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb~

Ik..She calls u her wifey << (Lol...IK EVERYTHING!Im so awsum~)

He kinda looks like when he performed Circus?But with tight lether pantsxD...As an extra...N no, its not really DBSMish.... Hes gonna get too hot to actually use a whip!JUST GET IT IN THERE!!!(Lol if u get what i mean which IK U DO~)

YES YES 2! Koz im also top!Taemin biased n ilove that kid to pieces!Plus itll help me improve my smut n mayb..B more explict?

Uhh...Ydid u stop..
Ok as a fan of ur fics...
-Puppy eyes +Taemin Poster- Can u PLZZZZdo me a requested fic?
Practice make perfect so keep writing even if u dont get comments(Im sure will...Im here) n then consider rewriting it...

I kinda discovered that..FUK BEING FORMAL!!

I heart Hyper peeps-Hugs u-

Keke Love x1000000 for RAWR
The dork, the wierd, the yours
Z.E.N.I

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