Three | video post

Sep 15, 2008 23:34

[Bertie is standing dramatically at the bow of a ship, one foot braced against a lower rail, looking out to sea through a polished bronze spyglass. He is resplendent in a gold-embroidered coat, under which a yellow brocade waistcoat and a fine ruffly shirt can be seen, tall leather boots, a green sash tied at his waist and a truly spectacular hat. The sea wind blows past him just enough to make his sash and the feathers in his hat flutter-- but not enough to send the hat overboard.
The camera pans out to reveal... a rather small ship, actually, but jauntily painted in yellow, green and gold and emblazoned with the name "Daphne Delores." Bertie snaps the spyglass shut and speaks without turning to face the camera.]

Ahoy there, ye scoundrel dogs. I've not much to say to ye, this time, but know that the fearsome Captain Wooster be plowin' the salt sea once more. And know, e'en though I be a pirate as well, I don' stand for dishonor in my waters.

Ye've been warned.

oh bertie and your hats, death before bad clothing, curses!, yay overdescription, unexpected badass, ahoy there captain wooster

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