LOL BUT SERIOUSLY MELISSA I JUST MADE MYSTERY/CRIME ARTS ABOUT SEXY FINE SOCIALITE!BILLS AND I WAS SOOO TEMPTED TO PUT BENEDICT IN THERE I CANNOT
WAIT UGH HER FIC DOES THINGS TO ME THOUGH. Maybe I'll write some because there's no way people haven't thought of THE FUCKING GORGEOUSNESS OF THIS FRIENDSHIP/SHIP/WHATEVER.
I mean, that is my dream scenario, you've basically put it perfectly:
Hannah post-SDOACG S4 is absolutely not interested in that glamorous townhouse anymore--it's a memory of her time with Ben, and it's a memory of a painful time in general, and she can't deal with that. Or she chooses not to, since she's the most avoidant person EVER.
Seriously, I could psychoanalyze her all day.
So she moves into the flat next door to our favorite heterosexuals, and yes tea and crumpets on the lawn with Mrs. Hudson and talking about kittens with John and she's intrigued by Sherlyyy but she's also a bit like wtfisthisdude--OMG HOW AMAZING WOULD HER FOURTH WALL BREAKING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS BE AROUND HIM LOL she'd be pulling faces left and right. And yeah, obvz butthurt Sherlock is butthurt and not by Johnny boy because he's totally hep to the jive that she's a prostitute and everyone else thinks he's crazy for thinking that--she's obviously a therapist who sees a lot of men.
SO IT BECOMES HIS MISSION TO FIND OUT IF HE'S RIGHT--WHICH HE IS OF COURSE--AND CRACK ENSUES.
After the ~~CONFRONTATION~~, they become friendly (well. she likes him enough.) and she's totally trying to inform him that he's in love with his flatmate ("I know sex, okay, and you guys are definitely having it.") and he gets her to help him on a case that deals with some escorts being snatched up or something plot device--y and she's so witty and clever and saves the day so he begrudgingly tells her she's not so irritating and would she like to stop up for tea some time?
Meanwhile, John finds sex toys in strange places.
I'm just so against Hannah being together with anyone right now, because she's been burned so much and I just ship Hannah/happiness more than anything, except maybe Hannah/Bambz, but I also ship Bambi/Byron so... And anyway, the heterosexuality of Sherlock is way to much for me to handle. Although I'm sure there would be a shitload of sexual tension between Hannah and Sherls because LOL BILLIE CAN'T NOT HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH PEOPLE.
I would be okay with Irene chillin' with the crew if she were played by Billie. But they got someone else, I don't know the actress.
OH MY GOD BOHEMIAN ROMANCE WITH BILLS? DUIHSUIDHSUIGDSIUHDUISHUDHSUIHDSUIHDSUIHDUSHDUSHUIDHSUIHDS
Also, I need to write for TTU and lirlnanowhat this is not helping.
WAIT UGH HER FIC DOES THINGS TO ME THOUGH. Maybe I'll write some because there's no way people haven't thought of THE FUCKING GORGEOUSNESS OF THIS FRIENDSHIP/SHIP/WHATEVER.
I mean, that is my dream scenario, you've basically put it perfectly:
Hannah post-SDOACG S4 is absolutely not interested in that glamorous townhouse anymore--it's a memory of her time with Ben, and it's a memory of a painful time in general, and she can't deal with that. Or she chooses not to, since she's the most avoidant person EVER.
Seriously, I could psychoanalyze her all day.
So she moves into the flat next door to our favorite heterosexuals, and yes tea and crumpets on the lawn with Mrs. Hudson and talking about kittens with John and she's intrigued by Sherlyyy but she's also a bit like wtfisthisdude--OMG HOW AMAZING WOULD HER FOURTH WALL BREAKING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS BE AROUND HIM LOL she'd be pulling faces left and right. And yeah, obvz butthurt Sherlock is butthurt and not by Johnny boy because he's totally hep to the jive that she's a prostitute and everyone else thinks he's crazy for thinking that--she's obviously a therapist who sees a lot of men.
SO IT BECOMES HIS MISSION TO FIND OUT IF HE'S RIGHT--WHICH HE IS OF COURSE--AND CRACK ENSUES.
After the ~~CONFRONTATION~~, they become friendly (well. she likes him enough.) and she's totally trying to inform him that he's in love with his flatmate ("I know sex, okay, and you guys are definitely having it.") and he gets her to help him on a case that deals with some escorts being snatched up or something plot device--y and she's so witty and clever and saves the day so he begrudgingly tells her she's not so irritating and would she like to stop up for tea some time?
Meanwhile, John finds sex toys in strange places.
I'm just so against Hannah being together with anyone right now, because she's been burned so much and I just ship Hannah/happiness more than anything, except maybe Hannah/Bambz, but I also ship Bambi/Byron so... And anyway, the heterosexuality of Sherlock is way to much for me to handle. Although I'm sure there would be a shitload of sexual tension between Hannah and Sherls because LOL BILLIE CAN'T NOT HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH PEOPLE.
I would be okay with Irene chillin' with the crew if she were played by Billie. But they got someone else, I don't know the actress.
OH MY GOD BOHEMIAN ROMANCE WITH BILLS? DUIHSUIDHSUIGDSIUHDUISHUDHSUIHDSUIHDSUIHDUSHDUSHUIDHSUIHDS
Also, I need to write for TTU and lirlnanowhat this is not helping.
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