I stole this one from Alice
WHO
who is your best friend? Vince, Hooker, Becca, Ashley.
who do you like? Wouldn't you like to know.
who is your mom? Debbie!
who owns your house? Mom.
who bought you the clothes you're wearing? Me mum mate.
who is at your house? Nobody.
who loves you? I don't know and don't really care.
who said hey to you today? Too many.
who are you talking to right now? Ashley Feist
who was your ex-boy/girlfriend? Boyfriends are gay.
WHAT
what city do you live in? Cincinnati.
what are your pet peeves? People who: try to be better than someone, who are jealous, try to be hot.
what are you wearing? Walnut pants and shirt...yeah I'm cool.
what do your teeth look like? Straight.
what are you doing in an hour? Sleeping.
what is your middle name? Beth.
what is your deepest secret? It wouldn't be a secret then would it...and it wouldn't be that deep anymore.
what are you doing tomorrow? Playing a soccer game, and reffing three games, and probably some homework which includes a 6 page paper on the 80s.
what is your boy/girlfriends middle name? boysaredumb.
what is in this for you? The out.
what is your favorite thing to do? Sex of course...
what are you sitting on? A chair.
WHERE
where are you at right now? Computer room.
where were you at at 12 noon today? AAAA driving school haha.
where is your toothbrush at? The bathroom.
where do you sleep? My bed in my room.
where do you live? Cincinnati, Ohio.
where were you at at 7pm yesterday? Zen and Now.
where is your boy/girlfriend? In my cooter.
where are your parents? My dad is over in Clermont, and me mum is in the living room.
where did you put your bookbag? In the kitchen...whatta great place.
where do you keep your socks? Anywhere.
WHEN
when was your first kiss? I don't remember.
when are you getting a job? I just applied today actually.
when did you graduate? 07 bitches.
when will you grow up? Dude...I'm big enough.
when are you going to call your friend? Maybe tomorrow if they're lucky.
when did you get home last night? 11:30 yeah I'm so cool.
when are you going to stop taking surveys? When computers are gone.
when was the last time you had a fruit smoothie? I don't remember.
when are you getting married? June 15, 2025...yeah it's already planned.
WHY
why are you taking this? To entertain myself and hopefully others.
why do fools fall in love? Because they are fools...that's a dumb question.
why am I weird? Cuz you are sexy hot.
why are you weird? Cuz I am sexy hot.
why are you wearing what your wearing right now? Because I am tired.
why did you fail that test? I didn't study, pay attention, or look in the book.
why don't you have friends? Cuz girls are gay, and annoying haha.
why did you just do that? Cuz girls are gay, and annoying haha.
why can't you get a boy/girl friend? Because I don't want to put up with bullshit drama.
why do you live where your at? Because my mom decided to live here.
HOW
how did you know it was love? I knew it was love when I figured out it was all retarded.
how do you fix your hair? Straight...that's pretty much all I can do.
how are the kids? Good. Thanks.
how many hours do you spend on the computer? A lot.
how many TV shows do you watch? Not that many actually.
how did you find this survey? Alice Blaney.
how do you like it so far? It's okay I guess.
how may I help you? Could I have the fries please? And could you throw some ketchup in there?
how do you make sharpies? I don't make em...I sniff em. Duh.
how many sharpies do you own? I don't really count.
how often do you say I love you? Only to my family.
who is your best friend? Vince, Hooker, Becca, Ashley.
who do you like? Wouldn't you like to know.
who is your mom? Debbie!
who owns your house? Mom.
who bought you the clothes you're wearing? Me mum mate.
who is at your house? Nobody.
who loves you? I don't know and don't really care.
who said hey to you today? Too many.
who are you talking to right now? Ashley Feist
who was your ex-boy/girlfriend? Boyfriends are gay.
WHAT
what city do you live in? Cincinnati.
what are your pet peeves? People who: try to be better than someone, who are jealous, try to be hot.
what are you wearing? Walnut pants and shirt...yeah I'm cool.
what do your teeth look like? Straight.
what are you doing in an hour? Sleeping.
what is your middle name? Beth.
what is your deepest secret? It wouldn't be a secret then would it...and it wouldn't be that deep anymore.
what are you doing tomorrow? Playing a soccer game, and reffing three games, and probably some homework which includes a 6 page paper on the 80s.
what is your boy/girlfriends middle name? boysaredumb.
what is in this for you? The out.
what is your favorite thing to do? Sex of course...
what are you sitting on? A chair.
WHERE
where are you at right now? Computer room.
where were you at at 12 noon today? AAAA driving school haha.
where is your toothbrush at? The bathroom.
where do you sleep? My bed in my room.
where do you live? Cincinnati, Ohio.
where were you at at 7pm yesterday? Zen and Now.
where is your boy/girlfriend? In my cooter.
where are your parents? My dad is over in Clermont, and me mum is in the living room.
where did you put your bookbag? In the kitchen...whatta great place.
where do you keep your socks? Anywhere.
WHEN
when was your first kiss? I don't remember.
when are you getting a job? I just applied today actually.
when did you graduate? 07 bitches.
when will you grow up? Dude...I'm big enough.
when are you going to call your friend? Maybe tomorrow if they're lucky.
when did you get home last night? 11:30 yeah I'm so cool.
when are you going to stop taking surveys? When computers are gone.
when was the last time you had a fruit smoothie? I don't remember.
when are you getting married? June 15, 2025...yeah it's already planned.
WHY
why are you taking this? To entertain myself and hopefully others.
why do fools fall in love? Because they are fools...that's a dumb question.
why am I weird? Cuz you are sexy hot.
why are you weird? Cuz I am sexy hot.
why are you wearing what your wearing right now? Because I am tired.
why did you fail that test? I didn't study, pay attention, or look in the book.
why don't you have friends? Cuz girls are gay, and annoying haha.
why did you just do that? Cuz girls are gay, and annoying haha.
why can't you get a boy/girl friend? Because I don't want to put up with bullshit drama.
why do you live where your at? Because my mom decided to live here.
HOW
how did you know it was love? I knew it was love when I figured out it was all retarded.
how do you fix your hair? Straight...that's pretty much all I can do.
how are the kids? Good. Thanks.
how many hours do you spend on the computer? A lot.
how many TV shows do you watch? Not that many actually.
how did you find this survey? Alice Blaney.
how do you like it so far? It's okay I guess.
how may I help you? Could I have the fries please? And could you throw some ketchup in there?
how do you make sharpies? I don't make em...I sniff em. Duh.
how many sharpies do you own? I don't really count.
how often do you say I love you? Only to my family.