Holy Crap!
Yesterday was one of the weirdest fkin days of work I've ever had...ever. I'm finding out my sphere of influence extends far beyond all normal bounds here. I've been helping out in all sorts of areas of the warehouse and every keeps calling me "Chan's Favorite" Sons of bitches, they're just jealous of my mad skillz >.>
Anyway, I'll sum of some of the more interesting moments for you all.
Eric, Donnell, Todd, and I usually all take our lunch hour together. I never have so much fun in my day when it's with these goofy assholes. They're just beyond all normal boundaries and you can't pay for entertainment like that. We're coming back from our little Thai place around the block when we pull into the parking lot. I'm used to my door in my car being a bit heavier than this one I"m opening (it was Erics sedan) and I opened the door but it just kind of popped all the way out and hit the car next to us. And I'm like "okay it's cool no one saw...just chill...and Eric looks back and goes "OOHHHH!" and Todd jumps out and goes "oh my god! I'm glad that's my car!" Shit! It wasn't John's car it was Todd's POS!
It's not like I hit the car hard or anything, no marks, just a tap, but the way they responded made me laugh so hard I had to sit down on the stairs to the building. Todd's response was so comical that I'm not sure if he was serious or not. Finally I calmed down and we all managed to get back inside. Crazy fkers.
In another side story Todd and I were talking during lunch and he's like, "I haven't been around lately. So you're back on the prowl?"
"yea I guess so."
"Want me to hook you up with one of my wife's friends?"
"Yea sure whatever."
We get back from lunch....Todd, "Hey Tim, you have a phonecall!" The hell? "My wife wants to talk to you!" THE HELL?! TODD! ASS! "What? C'mon it'll take a minute!"
Turns out he told his wife that I wanted to meet her friend Karen and thus the screening took place. I don't think asked me this many questions when I was interviewed for a damn job but whatever, it was funny to me so I played along. What's your preference in a girl? Blonde? Brunette? Redhead? Kids a problem? (Thankfully none on the equation lol) What do you look for in a girl? Looks?
I couldn't hear too well during the time this interrogation was going on at parts because this is a place full of activity and I had to repeat a couple questions for clarfication. Finally in this fakely exasperated voice she's like, "There are two kinds of people who repeat questions. Those who are uninterested and those who are getting ready to lie." And I look over at Todd and grin, "You speak from experience?" "Todd did that all the time when we started dating!" "AAAAhhhh!"
"Does he say anything about me at work?" Ohhh...payback. You can fill in the rest with your imagination, but that asshole will have an annoyed wife at him for a couple of days. Probably not becaus she could tell I was joking but she yelled at Todd for telling everyone about the time she called him at work just to ask, "What's that stuff you spray on things to make it not squeaky anymore?" "WD-40?"
Anyway we eventually got back to questions and I think I only answered one right, "What kind of car do you drive?" OOooooright! My interrogator was even impressed so that's good :P
But apparently I'm now invited over to Todds house for dinner next week to make sure I'm suitable. Fuck that rofl.
Still...weird fkin day. And Todd's wife sounds like she'd be hilarious to hang out with.
Okay must work now, talk later.
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Anyway, I'll sum of some of the more interesting moments for you all.
Eric, Donnell, Todd, and I usually all take our lunch hour together. I never have so much fun in my day when it's with these goofy assholes. They're just beyond all normal boundaries and you can't pay for entertainment like that. We're coming back from our little Thai place around the block when we pull into the parking lot. I'm used to my door in my car being a bit heavier than this one I"m opening (it was Erics sedan) and I opened the door but it just kind of popped all the way out and hit the car next to us. And I'm like "okay it's cool no one saw...just chill...and Eric looks back and goes "OOHHHH!" and Todd jumps out and goes "oh my god! I'm glad that's my car!" Shit! It wasn't John's car it was Todd's POS!
It's not like I hit the car hard or anything, no marks, just a tap, but the way they responded made me laugh so hard I had to sit down on the stairs to the building. Todd's response was so comical that I'm not sure if he was serious or not. Finally I calmed down and we all managed to get back inside. Crazy fkers.
In another side story Todd and I were talking during lunch and he's like, "I haven't been around lately. So you're back on the prowl?"
"yea I guess so."
"Want me to hook you up with one of my wife's friends?"
"Yea sure whatever."
We get back from lunch....Todd, "Hey Tim, you have a phonecall!" The hell? "My wife wants to talk to you!" THE HELL?! TODD! ASS! "What? C'mon it'll take a minute!"
Turns out he told his wife that I wanted to meet her friend Karen and thus the screening took place. I don't think asked me this many questions when I was interviewed for a damn job but whatever, it was funny to me so I played along. What's your preference in a girl? Blonde? Brunette? Redhead? Kids a problem? (Thankfully none on the equation lol) What do you look for in a girl? Looks?
I couldn't hear too well during the time this interrogation was going on at parts because this is a place full of activity and I had to repeat a couple questions for clarfication. Finally in this fakely exasperated voice she's like, "There are two kinds of people who repeat questions. Those who are uninterested and those who are getting ready to lie." And I look over at Todd and grin, "You speak from experience?" "Todd did that all the time when we started dating!" "AAAAhhhh!"
"Does he say anything about me at work?" Ohhh...payback. You can fill in the rest with your imagination, but that asshole will have an annoyed wife at him for a couple of days. Probably not becaus she could tell I was joking but she yelled at Todd for telling everyone about the time she called him at work just to ask, "What's that stuff you spray on things to make it not squeaky anymore?" "WD-40?"
Anyway we eventually got back to questions and I think I only answered one right, "What kind of car do you drive?" OOooooright! My interrogator was even impressed so that's good :P
But apparently I'm now invited over to Todds house for dinner next week to make sure I'm suitable. Fuck that rofl.
Still...weird fkin day. And Todd's wife sounds like she'd be hilarious to hang out with.
Okay must work now, talk later.
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