the jew among you...
don't often get into religion, but tonight at sundown... it is matzah for too many days on end. what do i do in preparation of this most sacred time... eat as much leavened shite as possible in the days preceding... and make myself sick.
why the fuck do i put myself through this each year? the hubby was all over my arse last night, reminding me how insane i get during this ritual. and he's right. i go in with the attitude that the tradition, the connection to my heritage is important. gives me the opportunity to detox my body as well. yet, nearing the end, i am a psychopath, screaming, "i want some fucking pizza!!! now!!! pizza!!! now!!!" does it make me appreciate yeast more? yuk, i always associate the word "yeast" with "infection"...
wish me luck... or tell me i am stupid cunt... but definitely feel pity for my husband!
why the fuck do i put myself through this each year? the hubby was all over my arse last night, reminding me how insane i get during this ritual. and he's right. i go in with the attitude that the tradition, the connection to my heritage is important. gives me the opportunity to detox my body as well. yet, nearing the end, i am a psychopath, screaming, "i want some fucking pizza!!! now!!! pizza!!! now!!!" does it make me appreciate yeast more? yuk, i always associate the word "yeast" with "infection"...
wish me luck... or tell me i am stupid cunt... but definitely feel pity for my husband!