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isaiditsallen

For Akuma and Humans, Sincerely Allen

Jan 07, 2011 19:38

My new Allen account. I want to practice being Allen Walker and talking like him. Thus, this account was born! However, I'm better at crack!Allen than normie!Allen. So I'm going to practice my normie!Allen on this account. *bows* Please take care of me! *awkward pause* Okay, so I need a lot of work. Like I said, crack!Allen is my specialty. However ( Read more... )

sincerely allen

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lackslucidity January 8 2011, 11:14:52 UTC

[Don't look now Allen--but your being followed! Not that he's doing a good job stalking you. He's humming 'secret agent man' quite loudly as he peeks around the corner at you.]

isaiditsallen January 8 2011, 11:33:25 UTC

*shutters and peeks over his shoulder to look at the man* *makes eye contact with him and turns around, quickening his pace* Wh-why is this happening to me? What did I do to get a stalker? And why 'secret agent man'? Now, that song is stuck in my head. Damn you, Master! If I never met you, none of this would've happened! *speeds up more and trips*

lackslucidity January 8 2011, 11:37:50 UTC

[For a moment it sounds as though he's getting further away--and then he can't hear him at all. But then the strange man is suddenly stepping out right in front of him!]

SEEEEEEECRET AAAAAAGENT MAAAAAAAN!

isaiditsallen January 8 2011, 11:53:56 UTC

Ahhh! *punches him in the face* Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! *kneels by the man* You startled me! Wait, why am I apologizing? *poor Allen is so confused* And anyway, the song sound more like secret ASIAN man than secret AGENT man.

lackslucidity January 8 2011, 11:59:36 UTC

[Quite suprisingly, his reaction to being punched is to laugh. Well, more like giggle disturbingly as he rubs the spot where Allen's fist collided.]

There's no need to appologize. I'm dead so I can't feel it.

[A pause as the pain sinks in. Then he shrieks.]

OUCH! YOU HIT ME! THAT HURT! KISS IT BETTER! KISS IT BETTER!

isaiditsallen January 8 2011, 12:15:14 UTC

You-your dead? What does.... *the man starts screaming* Eh? I thought you just said you couldn't feel anything? It hurts? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wait, kiss it? *Allen backs up a little bit* You want me to kiss it and make it better?

lackslucidity January 9 2011, 05:09:04 UTC

[Congrats Allen, you've encounted a crazy person. He's flailing his arms and legs around in a temper tantrum.]

KISS IT! KISS IT! IT HUUUURTS! MOMMY!

isaiditsallen January 11 2011, 07:07:27 UTC

*backs away slowly* Um, why should I kiss it? That really won't do anything. Well, it might give one use a nasty infection but it won't make it better. *ready to bolt at the nearest opportunity*

lackslucidity January 11 2011, 07:11:49 UTC

[He waves his arms and legs for a moment longer--wailing--and then shuts up and just lays there.]

Your a meanie. Grandpa just wants you to love him, you know.

isaiditsallen January 11 2011, 07:29:54 UTC

Ji-Jiji? Grandpa? Who's? *backs up further* *runs into a wall and jumps* Wah! Ah, um. Gr-grandpa? You're my Grandpa?

lackslucidity January 11 2011, 07:45:52 UTC

Yes!

[No. He's not even close to old enough for that--regardless of what he thinks.]

Grandpa just wants his grandchildren to love him. Grandpa loves his grandchildren with all his non-existent heart.

[Pauses--wait...]

Well, will all of that space where my heart used to be I guess.

isaiditsallen January 11 2011, 18:01:43 UTC

*doesn't believe him on account of he doesn't even know who his parents are*
Non-existent heart? *sweat drops and gets closer* Are you okay? Are you on anything? Drugs aren't good for you...Grandpa? *Decides to play along just for now* *it seems like the safest course of action considering the man is stalking him and will likely follow even if he runs*

lackslucidity January 11 2011, 20:53:45 UTC

[Frighteningly enough--at least the bit about lacking a heart is true.]

Non-existent heart. As in--I don't have one. But that doesn't mean Grandpa doesn't LOVE you.

And I don't think I'm on drugs. I'm not getting that nice high feeling I get when I'm on drugs.

isaiditsallen January 11 2011, 21:31:48 UTC

So you don't have a heart. *activates left eye* And you're sure you're human...Grandpa?

*sweat drops* Wait. You've done drugs before? Like, what kind of drugs. *backing up again*

lackslucidity January 11 2011, 21:59:14 UTC

No. Not human. I'm a Nobody. And dead, too. That pyro freak, Axel killed me. [He makes a motion with his hand like somthing flying through the air right to his face--accompanied with various 'whoosh' noises.] Nailed me in the face with that stupid firey blade frisbee.

I don't know most of their names. [Vague hand wave.] Mostly various pills and on occassion something that I steal from Saix's room and smoke.

isaiditsallen January 12 2011, 02:43:03 UTC

*is slightly amused by the "whoosh" noises for a moment* *Allen secretly likes "whoosh" noises* *gets back on track* Nailed you in the face? Fiery frisbee? That's the first I've heard. *thinks* Sounds really cool, actually. Fiery frisbee.

*gives him an odd look* You don't know the names of the drugs you've been taking? And then you steal more to smoke them? *decides the best course is running now* I see. Well then. *Waves* Goodbye. *turns and quickly walks away, running once he turns the corner*

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