For Akuma and Humans, Sincerely Allen

[isaiditsallen]

My new Allen account. I want to practice being Allen Walker and talking like him. Thus, this account was born! However, I'm better at crack!Allen than normie!Allen. So I'm going to practice my normie!Allen on this account. *bows* Please take care of me! *awkward pause* Okay, so I need a lot of work. Like I said, crack!Allen is my specialty. However

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[brbchasingufos]

[Girl crouched down by a sewer drain over here, Allen. She's very focused on it. And holding a net.]

Gonna getcha Mr.Alien! Just ya wait an' see!

[isaiditsallen]

*sweat drops* Are you alright, miss? Is there anything I can help you with? *wants to walk away and leave her there but his proper upbringing doesn't allow him to* If there's anything I can do.... *he looks a little banged up, on account of just returning from a mission*

[brbchasingufos]

[She looks up] I'm just fine, mister. I was just tryin' t' catch the alien that went down in this sewer here. He's a sneaky one.

[But she gives Allen a once over and tilts her head, looking concerned.] Ya look pretty bad beat up though. Are ya runnin' away from the mafia or somethin'?

[isaiditsallen]

*sweat drops and thinks 'Why the mafia?' but answers honestly* No. I just came back from a mission. I'm an exorcist. Are you sure it was an alien? *thinking about it now, there's a possibility it was an akuma* What did this alien look like?

[brbchasingufos]

Well it kinda looks like a cat. But it also kinda looks like a person. But only on account of it bein' shaped like one, sort'a. An' it can fly.

[She's being dead serious, but she's not crazy. She was just sleepwalking and hasn't realized it was a dream yet.]

[isaiditsallen]

*Allen considers this* It could be an akuma. Can you show me where you last saw this mysterious "alien"?

[brbchasingufos]

It went down in that sewer drain right there. [She points with the net.] I think it's probably still down there. I could hear it movin'.

[isaiditsallen]

*listens intently before shaking his head* I can only hear water. Let me see if I can see anything. *activates eye without thinking of how she'll react to the sight* *leans in farther, so far it would only take a little bump for him to fall in* I don't see...well, there's a bit of a shape down there. But I don't think it's an akuma. I'm not sure it's your alien, though.

[brbchasingufos]

[She's alarmed by that--blinking at him with wide eyes and staring.]

Ehhh?!

Hey Mister, somethin' funny happened t' your eye!

[isaiditsallen]

Eh? My eye? *Realizes his eye looks strange* Ah, sorry, sorry. *covers his eye* I hope I didn't scare you.

[brbchasingufos]

Nah, it just suprised me is all. Didja hurt it or somethin'?

[isaiditsallen]

I suppose you could say I hurt it, in a manner of speaking. *his eye returns to normal and he looks tired* It happened a long time ago, though. There's no need to worry about it now. I've gotten used to it.