Yup, definitely a heart attack waiting to happen~ XDisaiditsallenFebruary 7 2011, 10:06:13 UTC
[He's blushing bright red now.] Ah, um, uh... [So flustered he's scrambling to respond but his brain won't work right. What to say, what to say?] P-p-pl-pl-play-playing f-f-f-fie-fields... [Poor thing, he has no idea what he's saying anymore, which is bad because it's pretty hard to understand him when he's like this. XD]
Don't worry about it but.... XD Yup, he's gonna die of embarrassment~!isaiditsallenFebruary 7 2011, 10:19:36 UTC
[Poor thing is even redder. His stuttering intensifies, if that's even possible.] W-w-w-wh-wh-wh-what a-a-a-ar-are y-y-y-y-you t-t-t-t-ta-ta-talking a-about? G-g-g-girls on-on t-t-t-t-t... [He can't even continue, he's so red. Poor thing hasn't even had time to comprehend the "guys" part yet! He looks like he's about to pass out any second now.]
[He watches Allen for a moment and then--almost sheepishly rubs the back of his neck, looking thoughtful. Allen's so blushy and stuttery and well... it reminds him of Namine. So he tries to ease up a little.]
Hey look, relax. I'm just teasing okay? Your face is so red it looks like it's about to burst into flames.
Even's not as innocent as he seems, really... He just can't talk about it in publicisaiditsallenFebruary 7 2011, 16:15:05 UTC
Fl-fl-flames? [That seems like a safe subject. His mind is still reeling. He hadn't expected anyone to comment on this particular post and that leaves him feeling out of sorts. Besides, Lavi had basically taken the quiz for him. He'd asked him a bunch of questions, Allen had answered, and Lavi then proceded to hack into his account and post this.] Ah, um, uh... O-on t-t-t-top? Th-th-the g-g-g-girl? [He kind of wants him to explain now. Even if he's still flushing.]
Well, he's still pinged that tiny bit of goodness in Axel. XDchronicbackstabFebruary 7 2011, 20:25:02 UTC
[A sigh--well if he wants to stay on the subject...]
I mean in sex. Did you even know what kind of quiz you were taking? Look, usualy this kind of quiz would be for gay guys, y'know. Thats what those terms are for. The 'top' is the one putting his you-know-what in the bottom's... bottom. [He makes a face--eww.] But I guess if your straight you can still take it. [Headscratch.] And then I guess if would just refer to who's on top during sex rather than who's putting what where. Are you getting any of this, kid?
...Let's see how Allen returns that kindness? XD Oooo, this is gonna be good!isaiditsallenFebruary 8 2011, 21:10:16 UTC
[Allen nods. He's nodding, he's nodding, he's nodding, annnnnnnnd faint! Give him a moment, too much of an overload for the innocent side of him. When he wakes, Axel will be talking to the dark side.]
Oww... Stupid kid should have just let me take over in the first place. Yeah, I know what the quiz was for but my innocent half didn't. He's a bit of an idiot, forgive him, yeah? [He looks up at Axel...and snorts.] So, Mr. Pointy-hair, why were you corrupting the poor kid?
XDDD Oh Allen...chronicbackstabFebruary 8 2011, 21:24:43 UTC
[Ooops. Axel watches Allen crumple to the floor, not even bothering to try and stop him. And then watches for a moment.] Huh... Well, that could've gone better.
[He does wait for Allen to wake up though. He doesn't seem too suprised at the sudden change in personality.] Kids are made to be corrupted. He had to figure it out sometime, right? At least with me he wasn't figuring it out in a hands-on demonstration. [Because Axel don't roll like that.]
And this is Allen's darksidedarksidespeechFebruary 8 2011, 22:12:24 UTC
Well, I would appreaciate it if you didn't corrupt this one. [He smiles coldy at Axel.] I'd say you could corrupt me but if you try it, I'll kill you.
And no, he's perfectly innocent. He understands the basics of sex but no more. And I'd rather he not find out he's not a virgin, either. [Wicked smile.] As for hands-on demonstration, he'll learn when he's ready.
Re: And this is Allen's darksidechronicbackstabFebruary 8 2011, 22:20:20 UTC
Seems lots of people wanna kill me today. Take a number, kiddo. [He's miffed really, because he's even being a good boy right now all things considered.]
I'm pretty sure he would know he's a virgin. That's kind of where everyone starts out.
I don't feel like waiting in line. [A shoulder shrug. Don't feel bad, Axel. Dark Allen has that effect on most everybody. Just don't attack him.]
He believes he's a virgin yes. [But his darkside is implying he's not, from his tone of voice.]
[For a moment, you might have to blink. Because for a moment, you could have sworn there were two Allens, the darkside holding innocent Allen in his arms.]
Take it up with Saix. Of course, he's only first in line. When your done there you can take it up with the key-bearers, that 'Yuu-Chan' lady and her male twin Kanda. And probably Marluxia and Larxene too if their somewhere around. [Yeah, it's bad enough Zexion's back. If Marluxia and Larxene are hanging around he's probably screwed. Expecially if Larxene gets her hands on him.] Hell, I'll make you a list if you want. I'm pretty sure there's a bunch more.
Was I supposed to be impressed or sad or something? Sorry kiddo, I can't even feel sorry for myself, let alone some kid I just met. Reality sucks, don't it? [He figures that what's being implied was that Allen was raped and blocked it out--thus creating a dark alter ego. It's a common thing afterall. Kids coping with the horror in their lives by creating a stronger alter-ego who can deal with it for them.]
What I meant was, I won't bother killing you if someone else is going to do it for me. No point in wasting my time and energy on the likes of you.
Why would you feel sorry for him? I quite enjoyed our first time. Of course, he has no memory of it. It would be...problematic if he suddenly learned of me. After all, the poor boy has no idea of what he's capable of. [An evil smirk. He's not the normal Allen. This darkside is definitely evil. Probably a good thing Allen doesn't know about him.]
[Says the red-head leaning up against the wall--was he there before?]
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Hey look, relax. I'm just teasing okay? Your face is so red it looks like it's about to burst into flames.
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I mean in sex. Did you even know what kind of quiz you were taking? Look, usualy this kind of quiz would be for gay guys, y'know. Thats what those terms are for. The 'top' is the one putting his you-know-what in the bottom's... bottom. [He makes a face--eww.] But I guess if your straight you can still take it. [Headscratch.] And then I guess if would just refer to who's on top during sex rather than who's putting what where. Are you getting any of this, kid?
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Oww... Stupid kid should have just let me take over in the first place. Yeah, I know what the quiz was for but my innocent half didn't. He's a bit of an idiot, forgive him, yeah? [He looks up at Axel...and snorts.] So, Mr. Pointy-hair, why were you corrupting the poor kid?
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[He does wait for Allen to wake up though. He doesn't seem too suprised at the sudden change in personality.] Kids are made to be corrupted. He had to figure it out sometime, right? At least with me he wasn't figuring it out in a hands-on demonstration. [Because Axel don't roll like that.]
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And no, he's perfectly innocent. He understands the basics of sex but no more. And I'd rather he not find out he's not a virgin, either. [Wicked smile.] As for hands-on demonstration, he'll learn when he's ready.
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I'm pretty sure he would know he's a virgin. That's kind of where everyone starts out.
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He believes he's a virgin yes. [But his darkside is implying he's not, from his tone of voice.]
[For a moment, you might have to blink. Because for a moment, you could have sworn there were two Allens, the darkside holding innocent Allen in his arms.]
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Was I supposed to be impressed or sad or something? Sorry kiddo, I can't even feel sorry for myself, let alone some kid I just met. Reality sucks, don't it? [He figures that what's being implied was that Allen was raped and blocked it out--thus creating a dark alter ego. It's a common thing afterall. Kids coping with the horror in their lives by creating a stronger alter-ego who can deal with it for them.]
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Why would you feel sorry for him? I quite enjoyed our first time. Of course, he has no memory of it. It would be...problematic if he suddenly learned of me. After all, the poor boy has no idea of what he's capable of. [An evil smirk. He's not the normal Allen. This darkside is definitely evil. Probably a good thing Allen doesn't know about him.]
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