TM - It is hard (#148)
What keeps you up at night?
I must confess... it is urges.
I am sure you are saying, "But Fez--"
I said urges!
And now you are saying, "How can this be? Fez, you are sophisticated and suave, tanned and handsome in a way that suggests the kind of sensitive strength that the modern liberated woman is seeking. You must be knee deep in whores."
The sad truth of the matter is that more often than not, such is not the case.
Everywhere I turn, there is love. Or at least, there is a lot of doing it happening of which I am not a part.
Eric has Donna. And while Eric is a good friend and very sweet boy, Donna is a red-headed giant goddess; one I would happily climb, from her large, strong, magnificent feet, past her bountifulness, to the top of her head. Hyde has Jackie. And while Hyde is also a good friend and very helpful to me, Jackie is a beautiful, delicious creature in all details-- delicate, dainty feet and a surprisingly nice rack for one so petite.
Even someone as stupid as Kelso scores with loose women on a constant basis.
But where is Fez' goddess? Where is Fez' rack? Where is Fez' loose woman?
Nowhere.
And so, I go to bed with only my urges. And a box of tissues.
(Ahem. Of course, my girlfriend Caroline understands that I write this only because we are apart at the moment.)
(242)
I must confess... it is urges.
I am sure you are saying, "But Fez--"
I said urges!
And now you are saying, "How can this be? Fez, you are sophisticated and suave, tanned and handsome in a way that suggests the kind of sensitive strength that the modern liberated woman is seeking. You must be knee deep in whores."
The sad truth of the matter is that more often than not, such is not the case.
Everywhere I turn, there is love. Or at least, there is a lot of doing it happening of which I am not a part.
Eric has Donna. And while Eric is a good friend and very sweet boy, Donna is a red-headed giant goddess; one I would happily climb, from her large, strong, magnificent feet, past her bountifulness, to the top of her head. Hyde has Jackie. And while Hyde is also a good friend and very helpful to me, Jackie is a beautiful, delicious creature in all details-- delicate, dainty feet and a surprisingly nice rack for one so petite.
Even someone as stupid as Kelso scores with loose women on a constant basis.
But where is Fez' goddess? Where is Fez' rack? Where is Fez' loose woman?
Nowhere.
And so, I go to bed with only my urges. And a box of tissues.
(Ahem. Of course, my girlfriend Caroline understands that I write this only because we are apart at the moment.)
(242)