TM - Say Hello To My Little Friend
Tell the truth about something you usually lie about.
Well, this isn't something I lie about anymore, but I suppose it should count.
I want to introduce you to a very exciting young man. He is debonair, and suave, and very, very popular with the ladies. Every night, he goes out on the town. He has been known to frequent the few hot spots in Point Place. He is frequently heard to have been spotted making the scene in Kenosha. And there are even rumors that he has graced the hip, happening places all the way in Chicago.
And every time this new-wave Casanova leaves a club or bar or disco, it is always with at least one beautiful lady on his arm, if not two. Sometimes a pair of giggling blonde sorority sisters. Sometimes a smoking hot model from Africa and a smoking hot stewardess from China. Once, he went home with blonde, a brunette and a redhead, and they did it Neapolitan style all night.
Who is this playboy? Who is this modern day Don Juan? Who is this lucky, lucky boy?
It's Fez.
Well... it is the Fez I used to tell people at work about.
It is-- no, was Work Fez.
And now, Work Fez is no more.
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Well, this isn't something I lie about anymore, but I suppose it should count.
I want to introduce you to a very exciting young man. He is debonair, and suave, and very, very popular with the ladies. Every night, he goes out on the town. He has been known to frequent the few hot spots in Point Place. He is frequently heard to have been spotted making the scene in Kenosha. And there are even rumors that he has graced the hip, happening places all the way in Chicago.
And every time this new-wave Casanova leaves a club or bar or disco, it is always with at least one beautiful lady on his arm, if not two. Sometimes a pair of giggling blonde sorority sisters. Sometimes a smoking hot model from Africa and a smoking hot stewardess from China. Once, he went home with blonde, a brunette and a redhead, and they did it Neapolitan style all night.
Who is this playboy? Who is this modern day Don Juan? Who is this lucky, lucky boy?
It's Fez.
Well... it is the Fez I used to tell people at work about.
It is-- no, was Work Fez.
And now, Work Fez is no more.
(203)