And one more thing...
Dear Television,
I don't watch you that much, I know. I can only blame our poor relationship for your insistence upon torturing me when I least expect torture. You need to stop broadcasting commercials wherein sappy/sad/somber/similarly sybillant songs play as film of kitties and puppies in cages roll across the screen. I am aware of the upsetting nature of pets in humane societies! I adopted a dog ten years ago from a humane society! She is the best dog in the world! I cannot get ANOTHER dog because no dog could possibly BE as much the best dog in the world as my dog! And I'm allergic to cats! I AM SORRY I AM ALLERGIC TO CATS!
YES, THE TELEVISION MADE ME CRY AGAIN, OKAY.
"What? I'm just holding on to this shoe for you."
"...and this bear. I'm holding on to it, too."
You'll note the shoe behind the bear. Carrying shoes around to strategic new locations is sort of Nike's thing.
I don't watch you that much, I know. I can only blame our poor relationship for your insistence upon torturing me when I least expect torture. You need to stop broadcasting commercials wherein sappy/sad/somber/similarly sybillant songs play as film of kitties and puppies in cages roll across the screen. I am aware of the upsetting nature of pets in humane societies! I adopted a dog ten years ago from a humane society! She is the best dog in the world! I cannot get ANOTHER dog because no dog could possibly BE as much the best dog in the world as my dog! And I'm allergic to cats! I AM SORRY I AM ALLERGIC TO CATS!
YES, THE TELEVISION MADE ME CRY AGAIN, OKAY.
"What? I'm just holding on to this shoe for you."
"...and this bear. I'm holding on to it, too."
You'll note the shoe behind the bear. Carrying shoes around to strategic new locations is sort of Nike's thing.