We're that close. One day you'll go to kiss me, and realise it's Ali. We're practically twins. And no... I don't think so. I mean, medium's normal isn't it?
And you'll have to come bail me out of the ER because she'll give me a concussion when she decks me. I'm looking forward to meeting her. I think medium means you could keep someone on their toes if you wanted to.
Hey, I could get a hospital fetish at this rate. I've already mastered cripple sex. You haven't met Ali before? You'll like her. She's very straightforward, pulls no bullshit. And she's a great mom, no matter what she says. I like you better off them, but you're right. I haven't made it too hard, have I? I'm trying to be as low maintenance as I can.
Nope, not had a need to until now. Closest link I have to her is she's dating Riley's sister's husband's cousin. Or on the other thread, she's Pat's husband's BFF's boyfriend's BFF. I think that just gave me a migraine. You should bring the baby over to babysit one day. I love kids. I'd make a rocking uncle.
Acutally, I beg to differ. You've made it very hard. I wanted to ask you something, too.
I think that just gave a migraine, too. So you're not really linked to the New York side except through Aiden, and James. And I'm not really linked to the Princeton side except through you. You really love kids? Because I have a whole heap of nieces and nephews. I'll be happy to offer your services to Ali. She and Andrew are in Australia at the moment, though.
So I'm high maintenance? Or is this you being dirty? You can ask me anything.
No, and I wouldn't be linked to the New York posse much at all if Aiden hadn't perved on my brother's arse that night. I don't really know Tab's husband much and have only met Tab herself a few times. I'm hoping that will change now I'm in the States indefinitely. I do love kids. I spend a lot of time with our pee wees or the cancer kids when they come play with us for fun days. You ever thought about wanting any yourself? Seriously? Lucky bastards.
I'm being dirty. I'm celebrity, I'm supposed to be. It's our other Twin unit's birthday on Saturday and the bunch are throwing a party at Luke's bar in Soho. We're going to have most of the Princeton posse there. Do you fancy coming along. I can't exactly dance, but they always throw the best celebrations.
Yeah? They seem pretty cool from what I know about them. Good friends like that are incredibly hard to find. As fucked as it's been, it's why I'm lucky to have James and Ali. I just should have been a better friend to Ali when the shit went down. Wow... hot, sporty, fantastic in bed, big dick, and loves kids. Cameron Preston, are you the perfect man? Yeah, I've thought about it. Truth is, I'd love some. It was just never the right time. Do you want kids?
I like it when you're dirty, and not just because you're a celebrity. I'd love to come along. Are you really asking me to a posse party? Because that seems kind of serious. It's a huge thing.
They are really cool. You'll love them. I mean, there is a lot of them, and they are full on, but you'll still love them. I dunno about perfect. Perfect sounds high maintenance ;) Yeah, one day I do. I just always thought I'd get to be the uncle first. I doubt my older brother will settle any time soon, though, if ever, and Pat... it's unlikely right now. I might actually be the first to give my parents grandkids, which is weird.
It really is. Your posse initiation. But don't worry, they'll love you. I'll try and give you the low down before Saturday. Only think I advise it not to battle the Scot for the mic. You're fighting a losing battle. Avoid the drummer because if he hits on you, I'll hit him.
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Acutally, I beg to differ. You've made it very hard. I wanted to ask you something, too.
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So I'm high maintenance? Or is this you being dirty? You can ask me anything.
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I'm being dirty. I'm celebrity, I'm supposed to be. It's our other Twin unit's birthday on Saturday and the bunch are throwing a party at Luke's bar in Soho. We're going to have most of the Princeton posse there. Do you fancy coming along. I can't exactly dance, but they always throw the best celebrations.
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I like it when you're dirty, and not just because you're a celebrity. I'd love to come along. Are you really asking me to a posse party? Because that seems kind of serious. It's a huge thing.
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It really is. Your posse initiation. But don't worry, they'll love you. I'll try and give you the low down before Saturday. Only think I advise it not to battle the Scot for the mic. You're fighting a losing battle. Avoid the drummer because if he hits on you, I'll hit him.
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