May 13, 2010 00:19
Good story.
When Alice was here some people came over my place to play Taboo and have beer. It was Alice, my brother, my cousin & his boyfriend, my bf & me. Bf didn't want to play and neither did my cousin's bf. So we split up into 2 teams. By bf decides to film this so it'll be forever treasured (though I will never post it because I look a hotmess)
My brother and I were in a team and Alice & my cousin were in another.
For those of you who have played Taboo know that you've got to get your partner to guess the word in your card without mentioning the "obvious" words from the list provided in the same card.
It's Alice's turn and she gets the word "Pokemon" and she thinks, this is great! Mind you, she's 19 and my cousin, Ruben is my age, 29. My brother starts clocking them, Ruben is SUPER competitive and they were loosing to me and my brother badly and Ruben just couldn't take it.
The scene went as follows:
Alice: Ok, Ok, Ok, PIKACHU! PIKACHU!
Ruben screams: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!???"
My brother: 50 seconds....
Alice: OMG! PIKACHU, PIKACHU!
Me: Is that a shoe company?
Alice: *starts humming the Pokemon song*
Ruben screams: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????
Me: *stares at Ruben having a meltdown*
My brother: 40 seconds...
Alice: OMG, PIKACHU! PIKACHU! *arms flailing*
Ruben: THERE'S A GENERATIONAL GAP! THERE'S A GENERATIONAL GAP! *yanks cap off and throws it*
Me: *dies laughing*
Alice: *continues with the stupid humming of Pokemon song*
My brother: *laughing* 25 seconds...
Ruben: WE HAVE NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!! NADA!!!
Me to Ruben: You are having a breakdown *using handmotion*
My brother: *wheezing cause he's laughing so much* 15 seconds...
Ruben: NOTHING!!! WE HAVE NOTHING!!! *stomps on cap and yanks score card, waiving it in the air
Alice: IT'S PIKACHU, HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT PIKACHU IS!!!???
Ruben: I DONT KNOW BECAUSE THERE'S A GENERATIONAL GAP! THE SIMPSONS KICK PICK-A-TWEET'S ASS!!!
Me: *tears down my face from laugher*
Alice: Listen to the song!!!
Ruben: I DONT KNOW THE SONG! WE HAVE NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!!
The time ends and Ruben has had a complete - COMPLETE - meltdown, my bf has captured this but what you can mostly hear is him laughing, Ruben's boyfriend is on my carpet nearly crying because Ruben's breakdown was just the most hilarious thing ever.
The time ends:
Alice: IT WAS POKEMON!!!!
Ruben: What the hell is Pokemon?????
Alice: OMG, HOW YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT POKEMON IS???
Ruben: GENERATIONAL GAP! GENERATIONAL GAP!
I still laugh thinking about it.
life,
family