Apr 13, 2006 03:03
"Ha! Listen to this, 'It might be noted here that Freudian analysts of fairy tales have suggested that kissing toads and frogs is symbolized fellatio.In that regard, Princess Leigh-Cheri was, on a concious level, innocent, although not so naive as Queen Tilli, who thought fellatio was an obscure Italian opera and was annoyed that she couldn't find the score.' Heh, finding the score can be hard sometimes," both sisters laughed smittenly. "That's either some skill the Princess has or a boring sex life for both of the females. Oh, and this too, 'Once Princess Leigh-Cheri used a papal candalstick for the purpose of self- gratification. She hoped that at the appropriate moment she might be visited by either the Lamb or the Beast, but, as usual, only Ralph Nadar attended her.'"
"whoa." her sister whispered. Isabella grinned very highly amused.
"Uh. I can't help but shudder at... that so-called interest group leader. This Robbins guy isn't bad. I like the sexual innuendos. Especially the pathetic visual of the Queen and how aptly she would treat her husband's pet as a toad." Her sister scrunched her nose and stuck the tip of her tongue out. "No, but really, if you think about it, which i do often, that must mean that now-a-days oral sex has advanced. Personally, I always thought it to be a difficult technique. Or at least should be expertly mastered out. Fellatio. Uh! It's so hot-sounding. But then take the opposite of that; cunnilingus." her sister laughed quietly. "'The sexual stimulation of a woman's genitals using the tongue and lips focusing on the vulva or clitoris.' Isabella tossed the book aside laying back and sighing in relief. "The definition sound much more appetizing than the name. Speaking of which," Isabella sits up and leans forward over the coffee table to roll a J, "i've met a guy." her sister gasps looking with admired eyes and a gaping mouth. She moves in closer to the table across from Is,"really!?" "Yes. And he hasn't tried to lay me. But i feel as if we don't have to. His embraces and caresses are sensational enough as they are," Is pauses, smiling, exhaling happily then continues, "He wants to marry me... but there's only one little issue that i am rather discomforted by," she looks at her sister, her sister giving her the lifted brow, "he has a wife, and a mansion, and he's 56 years old, and all charming as hell."