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Dec 27, 2009 11:20

I am so bored of spending time with my family. The older relatives all keep going out for drinks, leaving me and my sister with our cousins. And trust me, me and children do not mix at all. Never have, and never will. The sooner I'm away from them, the better. I return on Tuesday though, so I have a few more days of hell to endure.

I found this meme. Do it if you want, or not, I don't care.
Answer each question by typing in your answer on Urbandictionary.com. You MUST use the first definition!

1. Your name: Isabela

A hot girl with a hot name.
Often smart, but at some times unattentive and ill-mannered.
Usually a fast learner, and energetic most of the time.
The Isabella in school almost got kicked out, but she was so smart, she was able to convince the principal she'd stay good.

2. Your age: 18
The number eighteen is often said on intercoms in grocery stores late at night as a code to let store workers know that there is a pretty girl close by. The one represents one girl and the 8 represents the curves on her body.
"Teddy we have a code 18 on aisle 5 i repeat, code 18 on aisle 5, thank you."

3. What should you be doing: Babysitting
Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.

4. Favorite color: Red
A color of passion. Crimson red, blood red, carnation red, cherry red, fire red, rose red.

5. Birthplace: Valencia
An alternative rock band that hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The band consists of Shane Henderson, JD Perry, George Ciukurescu, Brendan Walter, and Max Soria.

6. Month of your birthday: April
the month were the sexiest bitches are born

7. Last person you texted: Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time.

8. One of your nicknames: Weezee
A grape juice in the Pacific Northwest

9. What are you doing this weekend: Flirting
unnecessary taunting or talking to a person in order to recieve their attention

10. Random word: Puppy
A small, cute dog. People enjoy puppies because they're cute and playful, but after about three weeks they've grown into full-size dogs who knock stuff over and take dumps on your furniture.

Matt
Thank you for the beautiful gifts.

Chloe
Love the shirt. And I love perfume too, so it's a very useful gift.

Lily
Very thankful. Thanks, I guess

matt, children are gross, chloe, babysitting ew, meme, lily

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