rhiannon = wonderful
Best Christmas Eve ever.
Rhi caught a train into Gosford just for me today =). At first it was boring and I didn't really know what to talk about with her... and I think she was feeling kinda the same. We had a walk around and went into the library, as you can see on Rhi's post. Then we went outside again and decided to have a little picnic. We looked for Alice, who Rhi knows and works in Woolworths ("woolies!"). She wasn't there, but we bought some "Golden Pash", 3 lollipops and a mango. =)
Then we ate the food and drunk the drink in the park and when we finished three mean little kids (maybe 11 years old?) came up to us. By this time Rhi and I weren't so tense, we were conversing a bit and we found some shtuff to talk about. They thought they were really cool, with their rollerblades and skateboards. They were clearly being hardcore, skating on some bumby portable stage made out of little boxes about the size of a blow-up swimming pool. I can't believe their parents let them out of the house.
They came up to me and one of them started to speak ...
"Are you a boy ?" and I shook my head. His voice was so high, I'm still in question as to why three of the small people had the guts to approach us coolio old people and ask that question. We could so easily take them.
"Are you a boy ?" he repeated and I nodded my head.
"Are you ?" he asked once more. This time I shook my head.
"Are you a boy ?" I said to him. I was hoping that the little shit would shrug his shoulders. But of course, I knew he wouldn't.
"Yeah, I'm a boy," he said confidentially.
"Why ?" I inquired for a joke. I expected him to say because he's got a penis.
"Because, uh ... I wanna be a boy," he replied.
I decided to humour them by saying that I want to be a girl.
"Oooh, is she your girlfriend ?" said one of them.
"Yeah, are you a lezzo ?"
They all laughed. "Ha ha, you're lezzo's !"
"Whats wrong with that ?" I said.
"Yes, we're both fully sick lezbuffs," I said sarcastically.
They ignored me and ranted about how we "suck each others boobies".
One of them decided to take it an extra step. Unfortunately fo him he didn't understand the meaning of some of the words he used.
"He's been having sex with that girl over there you know," said one pointing to some random person and talking to Rhi. (Maybe he pointed to a pidgeon, I'm not sure)
"Yeah, he's hitting on you!" said one.
"Um ... yeah, he's hitting on you!" said he again.
"Yeah, he's hitting on you!" said another.
"Ha, he's having sex with her! He's hitting on you!" repeated one.
They continued to say that as they walked away.
"Its called cheating, dipshit," said Rhi after they had left.
Then some friendly kids came up to us and looked all cute so we waved and their parents were there too but they were speaking an Asian language. And the kids were like all friendly and they were chasing each other and being nice and I was like all "Awww" and so was Rhi. =) and their parents were a bit close and our privacy was ruined a bit so we left and had a look at the sculpture in the park of some hands in a circle or something. And then we sad on the back of it and it was comfy but gradually the shade disappeared. We talked about a lot of shtuff... not revealing anything. Ben wants to know what was said about him. Sorry Ben.
Then it got too hot sitting in the sun so we went and sat on the grass in the shade discussing things. A guy kept calling me and asking for Nick...
"Hey! Ya finerly turn on ya fuckin' phone!"
"Hi..." I said.
"Is that Nick ? I wanna fucking talk to Nick!"
"I don't know who Nick is... you must have the wrong number."
"Fuck! Stop fucking playing games with me and give me to Nick."
"Um ... I'm not Nick, Nick isn't here."
"Fucking give me to Nick now."
"Alright then." I changed my voice a bit and said "Hello?"
"You're not Nick! Fucking give me to Nick!"
I just hung up on him. Tool. I gave the phone to Rhi for her to answer it if he were to ring again. Which he did about 5 seconds later. I was rolling on the ground laughing when she did. She pretended to be Nick twice and failed both times. Then she gave the phone to me and I pretended to be Nick again and tried to get it through his head that Nick was not there.
"Hey, who's been fucking playing fucking games on me ? Fucking hell."
"Nicks not here, I'm sorry."
I hung up the phone. The lunatic tried to call again a couple of seconds later but I hung up before I answered it.
Then we went back into the shopping centre and saw the morbid girl "Alice" who apparently kills mice (and according to Ben, eats them). We bought a single lollipop and asked for a bag and a reciept. Alice was just like "Are you serious ?" and yeah it was pretty cool. I thought Alice was pretty cool. I dunno. She seemed pretty cool to me.
Then we walked to the train station because Rhi was going to catch a 2:30 train. She decided to miss it and stay for longer =) and the next train was an express and she didn't want to catch that because she would have to go to Hornsby and catch a train back to Berowra which would suck. Anyway she ended up staying for an extra hour =D which made me really happy. We went into the gateway shopping centre. I was really scared because its an awful place. There was like a cleaner emptying bins and he walked past us and he was whistling and he had a really scary face, especially his eyes and it would have been a perfect place to shoot a horror film.
Then we went back to the station and Rhi made another decision to stay longer. Then we waited outside the station and commented on people's appearance. There was this awesome guy who was about 55 but had the same facial hair as Saruman in Lord of the Rings. At first Rhi didn't think he was very sexy but then I convinced her that he was the sexiest beast alive. Or something like that. We went back into the station to check which train we needed to catch. Then we went down to the little part with the big trees and shadyness that smells like poo. And then some skinny dero guy was like "Gutnesmoks?" to Rhi. I was scared.
She was like ... "No."
And the dude was like ... "Wotarbouturbuoyfrend?"
She was like ... "No, neither of us smoke."
He decided to make sure that Rhi wasn't pulling his leg. "Gutnesmoks?"
"What?" I said.
"Gutnesmoks?" I still couldn't understand him. Rhi helped me out a bit by saying "Got any smokes ?"
"Um ... what?" I said again ... Rhi's information didn't sink in.
"No ..." said I.
"Dayaspeekinglish?"
"No ... ?" said I.
Then he walked away. People are strange and I was scared by this man.
Then Rhi had to go and we hugged lots and lots. It started raining heavily and there was a storm, and lightning and thunder. I was worried about Rhi but she ended up getting home alright. Someone called me when I was in the car from a payphone on the way home, asking for Nick... Eww.
No one is going to read all of that. I guess I wrote too much anyway. I had a *great* day =).
<3 Isaac
Rhi caught a train into Gosford just for me today =). At first it was boring and I didn't really know what to talk about with her... and I think she was feeling kinda the same. We had a walk around and went into the library, as you can see on Rhi's post. Then we went outside again and decided to have a little picnic. We looked for Alice, who Rhi knows and works in Woolworths ("woolies!"). She wasn't there, but we bought some "Golden Pash", 3 lollipops and a mango. =)
Then we ate the food and drunk the drink in the park and when we finished three mean little kids (maybe 11 years old?) came up to us. By this time Rhi and I weren't so tense, we were conversing a bit and we found some shtuff to talk about. They thought they were really cool, with their rollerblades and skateboards. They were clearly being hardcore, skating on some bumby portable stage made out of little boxes about the size of a blow-up swimming pool. I can't believe their parents let them out of the house.
They came up to me and one of them started to speak ...
"Are you a boy ?" and I shook my head. His voice was so high, I'm still in question as to why three of the small people had the guts to approach us coolio old people and ask that question. We could so easily take them.
"Are you a boy ?" he repeated and I nodded my head.
"Are you ?" he asked once more. This time I shook my head.
"Are you a boy ?" I said to him. I was hoping that the little shit would shrug his shoulders. But of course, I knew he wouldn't.
"Yeah, I'm a boy," he said confidentially.
"Why ?" I inquired for a joke. I expected him to say because he's got a penis.
"Because, uh ... I wanna be a boy," he replied.
I decided to humour them by saying that I want to be a girl.
"Oooh, is she your girlfriend ?" said one of them.
"Yeah, are you a lezzo ?"
They all laughed. "Ha ha, you're lezzo's !"
"Whats wrong with that ?" I said.
"Yes, we're both fully sick lezbuffs," I said sarcastically.
They ignored me and ranted about how we "suck each others boobies".
One of them decided to take it an extra step. Unfortunately fo him he didn't understand the meaning of some of the words he used.
"He's been having sex with that girl over there you know," said one pointing to some random person and talking to Rhi. (Maybe he pointed to a pidgeon, I'm not sure)
"Yeah, he's hitting on you!" said one.
"Um ... yeah, he's hitting on you!" said he again.
"Yeah, he's hitting on you!" said another.
"Ha, he's having sex with her! He's hitting on you!" repeated one.
They continued to say that as they walked away.
"Its called cheating, dipshit," said Rhi after they had left.
Then some friendly kids came up to us and looked all cute so we waved and their parents were there too but they were speaking an Asian language. And the kids were like all friendly and they were chasing each other and being nice and I was like all "Awww" and so was Rhi. =) and their parents were a bit close and our privacy was ruined a bit so we left and had a look at the sculpture in the park of some hands in a circle or something. And then we sad on the back of it and it was comfy but gradually the shade disappeared. We talked about a lot of shtuff... not revealing anything. Ben wants to know what was said about him. Sorry Ben.
Then it got too hot sitting in the sun so we went and sat on the grass in the shade discussing things. A guy kept calling me and asking for Nick...
"Hey! Ya finerly turn on ya fuckin' phone!"
"Hi..." I said.
"Is that Nick ? I wanna fucking talk to Nick!"
"I don't know who Nick is... you must have the wrong number."
"Fuck! Stop fucking playing games with me and give me to Nick."
"Um ... I'm not Nick, Nick isn't here."
"Fucking give me to Nick now."
"Alright then." I changed my voice a bit and said "Hello?"
"You're not Nick! Fucking give me to Nick!"
I just hung up on him. Tool. I gave the phone to Rhi for her to answer it if he were to ring again. Which he did about 5 seconds later. I was rolling on the ground laughing when she did. She pretended to be Nick twice and failed both times. Then she gave the phone to me and I pretended to be Nick again and tried to get it through his head that Nick was not there.
"Hey, who's been fucking playing fucking games on me ? Fucking hell."
"Nicks not here, I'm sorry."
I hung up the phone. The lunatic tried to call again a couple of seconds later but I hung up before I answered it.
Then we went back into the shopping centre and saw the morbid girl "Alice" who apparently kills mice (and according to Ben, eats them). We bought a single lollipop and asked for a bag and a reciept. Alice was just like "Are you serious ?" and yeah it was pretty cool. I thought Alice was pretty cool. I dunno. She seemed pretty cool to me.
Then we walked to the train station because Rhi was going to catch a 2:30 train. She decided to miss it and stay for longer =) and the next train was an express and she didn't want to catch that because she would have to go to Hornsby and catch a train back to Berowra which would suck. Anyway she ended up staying for an extra hour =D which made me really happy. We went into the gateway shopping centre. I was really scared because its an awful place. There was like a cleaner emptying bins and he walked past us and he was whistling and he had a really scary face, especially his eyes and it would have been a perfect place to shoot a horror film.
Then we went back to the station and Rhi made another decision to stay longer. Then we waited outside the station and commented on people's appearance. There was this awesome guy who was about 55 but had the same facial hair as Saruman in Lord of the Rings. At first Rhi didn't think he was very sexy but then I convinced her that he was the sexiest beast alive. Or something like that. We went back into the station to check which train we needed to catch. Then we went down to the little part with the big trees and shadyness that smells like poo. And then some skinny dero guy was like "Gutnesmoks?" to Rhi. I was scared.
She was like ... "No."
And the dude was like ... "Wotarbouturbuoyfrend?"
She was like ... "No, neither of us smoke."
He decided to make sure that Rhi wasn't pulling his leg. "Gutnesmoks?"
"What?" I said.
"Gutnesmoks?" I still couldn't understand him. Rhi helped me out a bit by saying "Got any smokes ?"
"Um ... what?" I said again ... Rhi's information didn't sink in.
"No ..." said I.
"Dayaspeekinglish?"
"No ... ?" said I.
Then he walked away. People are strange and I was scared by this man.
Then Rhi had to go and we hugged lots and lots. It started raining heavily and there was a storm, and lightning and thunder. I was worried about Rhi but she ended up getting home alright. Someone called me when I was in the car from a payphone on the way home, asking for Nick... Eww.
No one is going to read all of that. I guess I wrote too much anyway. I had a *great* day =).
<3 Isaac