fifteenth train robbery ❧ [accidental audio; english]

[isaaaaaac]

[The transmission begins and you can hear Miria panting, trying to catch her breath. She speaks slowly in between pants. You can also hear Isaac, who sounds just as tired as she does.]

Isaac~ it's too hard!

Nonsense, Miria, you can do it!

But Isaac~ you have to push! I can't do it!

Use your hips, Miria, your hips!

[A few grunts.]Isaac~ it-it

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[neutralityloli]

[ ...dear god what is going on ]

[ ARE YOU DOING WHAT SHE THINKS YOU'RE DOING ]

[ and in this weather, too ]

[ is conflicted between being mortified and being intrigued and curious ]

[isaaaaaac]

[some time later:]

Eh? Is someone there?

[neutralityloli]

No. I mean yes. Umm, I'm sorry. Please try to tone it down a little, okay? It's... not too appropriate... to make us hear you do such things.

[isaaaaaac]

N-Not appropriate? Did Isaac and I do something wrong?!

[neutralityloli]

No, no! Just... be careful with that communicator. Isn't it embarrassing for everyone to hear you doing it?

[isaaaaaac]

It's not embarrassing! [ so. doesn't. get it.] But... why does everyone keep saying we were "doing it"?

1/?

[neutralityloli]

[neutralityloli]

[neutralityloli]

done

[neutralityloli]

Oh... oh dear. I'm sorry, I assumed the two of your were... ah, um, making love. It certainly did sound like it.

[isaaaaaac]

Isaac and I make love and take love wherever we go! [Of course she really means "give" and "receive" but rhyming ambiguously is so much better.]

[neutralityloli]

...

W-well, we don't really need... to hear... you making love. It's not very appropriate.

[isaaaaaac]

E-Eh? But we weren't doing that!

[neutralityloli]

It certainly sounded like you were.

[isaaaaaac]

We were just moving a couch!