fifteenth train robbery ❧ [accidental audio; english]

[isaaaaaac]

[The transmission begins and you can hear Miria panting, trying to catch her breath. She speaks slowly in between pants. You can also hear Isaac, who sounds just as tired as she does.]

Isaac~ it's too hard!

Nonsense, Miria, you can do it!

But Isaac~ you have to push! I can't do it!

Use your hips, Miria, your hips!

[A few grunts.]Isaac~ it-it

Comments

[perpetualstoic]

Nobody wants to hear that, you perverts.

[isaaaaaac]

Eh~? Perverts?!

[perpetualstoic]

You can't play innocent after that.

[isaaaaaac]

Isaac and I never play innocent! We've never been caught! [She's definitely talking about stealing but oh boy does it sound horribly dirty.]

[perpetualstoic]

You're obviously not as stealth as you seem to think you are. [Oh, he has no idea. And he likes to assume people are sick perverts anyway.]

[isaaaaaac]

But no one caught us taking the couch. Isaac says we're the first people in all of history to steal Comfort from Discedo! [Capitalized for emphasis, like comfort is a "thing."]

[perpetualstoic]

... And you're fucking proud of that? [Freeeeeaks.]

[isaaaaaac]

It's what we do!

[perpetualstoic]

I don't think I want to know. Freaks.

[isaaaaaac]

We're not freaks!

[perpetualstoic]

That's pretty debatable right now.

[isaaaaaac]

Debatable?

[perpetualstoic]

That's what I said.

[isaaaaaac]

But why is it debatable?

[perpetualstoic]

Did you even hear what you posted?

[isaaaaaac]

Sure I did!