thirteenth train robbery ❧ [video]

Jan 18, 2010 22:28

[The transmission blurs into focus, and it's zoomed in pretty far on Miria's face. She sort of remembers how to work this thing, but she's still getting used to it.]

ISAAAAAAAAAC!

ISAAC, CAN YOU SEE ME?!

The Rail Tracer must have kidnapped me--!

[She is interrupted by a strange noise; more precisely, by this. She's staring at it, but all you ( Read more... )

america be my hero, (patchouli knowledge), prussia aka ennis' long lost big bro, definitely not the flying pussyfoot, (prussia), damsel in distress, idk my bff isaac, screaming helps everything, this is somehow the rail tracer's fault, (sweden)

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2cool4europe January 19 2010, 21:12:59 UTC
STOP RUNNING AND KILL IT.

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isaaaaaac January 20 2010, 01:15:54 UTC
[omg a Prussia! She feels like she's missed your screaming but doesn't really know why.]

Prussia! THIS ISN'T PART OF MY TRAINING IS IT?!

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1/2 2cool4europe January 20 2010, 02:23:09 UTC
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2cool4europe January 20 2010, 02:23:23 UTC
YES, IT IS. NOW KICK ITS ASS.

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isaaaaaac January 20 2010, 04:57:58 UTC
BUT- HOW DO I DO THAT?

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2cool4europe January 20 2010, 04:59:21 UTC
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN USE AS A WEAPON NEAR BY? A KNIFE, A POLE, A GODDAMNED STICK?

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isaaaaaac January 20 2010, 05:58:33 UTC
[She's looking around frantically, then looks behind her to see a giant fuckin' blob thing-and screams, frozen in place now. Sorry Prussia, she might have just accidentally ruptured one of your ear drums. But what does she do next? She throws a rock at it.]

S-STAY BACK, BLOB! I KNOW YOU'RE ONE OF THE RAIL TRACER'S MINIONS! BUT I HAVE THE GREATEST MILITARY POWER IN THE WORLD ON MY SIDE!

[She throws more rocks at it, but that just kind of pisses it off. It's good it's slow and not that close to her yet.]

IN THE NAME OF AMERICA, I WILL DEFEAT YOU!

[She addresses the communicator now:] Prussia? Am I doing okay?

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2cool4europe January 20 2010, 06:11:10 UTC
Shit... Shit, shit, shit.

KEEP THROWING THINGS AT IT! GOOD JOB!

...What's your location?

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isaaaaaac January 20 2010, 06:26:19 UTC
[Crap she's running out of rocks. So she, uh, starts to panic a little. But manages a response as it advances while she begins to retreat again.]

N-Near a lake! I'm near a lake!

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2cool4europe January 20 2010, 06:35:09 UTC
Alright, alright, I'll be there soon! Just stay calm! Keep it at a distance!

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isaaaaaac January 20 2010, 06:40:19 UTC
Y-Yes, sir!

[yyyyyyy ♥]

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2cool4europe January 20 2010, 06:46:53 UTC
[ "Near a lake" is incredibly vague, so by the time Prussia finds Miria, he's panting slightly, crowbar in hand. ]

Are you injured at all?

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isaaaaaac January 20 2010, 07:30:43 UTC
[Oh boy is she glad to see you! She kind of got electrocuted while trying to chuck a giant rock at the blob (and failing), so the greatest military power in the world with a crowbar coming to rescue her is pretty damn exciting. The blob is still pretty pissed, and is still advancing, determined to eat Miria-or whatever it is giant evil blobs do. Miria tries to stand up, but getting electrocuted is pretty draining.]

I'm-okay. But when I got too close, it shocked me! [She lowers her voice, sniffing, trying not to cry. It's hard to tell if she's being melodramatic or serious.] I tried my hardest, Prussia! But I don't know if I'm cut out for this training stuff!

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1/3 2cool4europe January 20 2010, 15:39:09 UTC
Only sissies give up! You've done a good job, girl! [ Closest thing to a peptalk Prussia will ever give.

He turns to the Snugdoug Monster Thing and CHARGES LIKE A REAL MAN. With a crowbar. You know how throwing rocks at it shocked you? This is going to hurt like a bitch. ]

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2cool4europe January 20 2010, 15:39:26 UTC
[ This is it hurting like a bitch. ]

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3/4 2cool4europe January 20 2010, 15:40:07 UTC
SWEET, JESUS-- WHAT THE FUCKING HELL--

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