Lulz! Or, I found Nemo!
During a conversation with my friend
bornbeautiful on the voyeuristic "TA DA! It's mystery genitalia!" moments found in so many cis/trans sex scenes (I laughed so hard by the time we hit the Nemo comment I was lost for a good fifteen minutes):
Me: Most trans/cis slash suffers from Drumroll Syndrome.
She: ah.
Me: All the touching and kissing and nuzzling and sucking and biting is but an extended drumroll to....
Me: .....TA-DA!!! The moment when clothes come off and you get to see WHAT THE HELL is under there.
She: lol
Me: ....which is a wee offputting. >.>
She: i could see how it might be
Me: If you know the transperson, then what's down there should not be a shock. ::laughs::
Me: Sex is not a zoo, damn it. It's about two people loving each other, not one enrolling in a permanent Cirque du Freak membership.
Me: "Sex," Luce says seriously from across the room, "is about seeing who can leave the most obvious love bites in the most obvious places."
She: this is true. and really if you're about to jump in the bed with somebody it would seem that conversation might already have happened.
She: lol. or it's about that
Me: I was thinking that myself.
Me: Like "hey, let's go!"
Me: "OH JESUS CHRIST, THERE'S A GOLDFISH UNDER THERE!"
She: lol
She: i found nemo!
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me:: .....oh fuck.
Me: ::dies laughing::
bornbeautiful on the voyeuristic "TA DA! It's mystery genitalia!" moments found in so many cis/trans sex scenes (I laughed so hard by the time we hit the Nemo comment I was lost for a good fifteen minutes):
Me: Most trans/cis slash suffers from Drumroll Syndrome.
She: ah.
Me: All the touching and kissing and nuzzling and sucking and biting is but an extended drumroll to....
Me: .....TA-DA!!! The moment when clothes come off and you get to see WHAT THE HELL is under there.
She: lol
Me: ....which is a wee offputting. >.>
She: i could see how it might be
Me: If you know the transperson, then what's down there should not be a shock. ::laughs::
Me: Sex is not a zoo, damn it. It's about two people loving each other, not one enrolling in a permanent Cirque du Freak membership.
Me: "Sex," Luce says seriously from across the room, "is about seeing who can leave the most obvious love bites in the most obvious places."
She: this is true. and really if you're about to jump in the bed with somebody it would seem that conversation might already have happened.
She: lol. or it's about that
Me: I was thinking that myself.
Me: Like "hey, let's go!"
Me: "OH JESUS CHRIST, THERE'S A GOLDFISH UNDER THERE!"
She: lol
She: i found nemo!
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me:: .....oh fuck.
Me: ::dies laughing::