Need half a million of help

[is_thisreallyme]

I'm still want to get the fish business, but fuck, this isn't going to be fun. Right now I'm trying to find investors for the down payment of the business loan, which I'll ball park this around $75,000-125,000. Surprisingly, there's already a few people who seem interested, at least when they get told how much the place can make, but this is oh so tricky. People can easily change their minds, the price needed could change, the business could be too crooked to get into, someone could compete with me to buy the place, you can't bank on banks, and the lawyers too. Yup, I'll have to deal with lawyers. Stabbing my eye sounds more appealing than lawyers. And did I mention, I hate money and the very concept of it? But, if it all works out, it should be worth it.

Laura stuck her tongue up my nose today (because I did it once to her before). My nostril still feels weird.

Anyways, for all those on my friends list, if you're looking for a quick investment return, let me know, because you guys always keep talking about trading oil stocks! :P