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[is_the_walrus]

Sounds like half of you haven't seen snow before.

Nice curse, though.  Me and Puddles're going out.  Anyone wanna meet up?  Go drinking?  Heard something about drunk sledding... I'm game.

More I think about it, the more I figure one was a dream.  I don't want to die.  It hurts... sometimes it hurts.  But I don't want to be dead.  Athena maybe didn'

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[darkest0knight]

You named it Puddles?

[is_the_walrus]

It fits, trust me.

[darkest0knight]

Yeah, but you're still going to have to yell that out at four in the morning one of these nights.

[is_the_walrus]

Yeah.

So long as it gets a laugh.

[fun_in_here]

I'm painting a target on its forehead and renaming it Bullseye.

Or I might paint a pink triangle on its tummy and name it Griffin.

[darkest0knight]

And then PETA will kick your ass for painting a dog.

[is_the_walrus]

Hey, you know magic. Any way to turn Puddles into a mastiff?

[darkest0knight]

I only know how to blow up things, send them to hell, clean them, heal them, ward them, or call them to my hand.

No spells for turning small yappy dogs into bigger, not-as-yappy dogs, sorry.

[fun_in_here]

Send Griffin to hell. C'mon, giving your neighbour a piss-filled balloon covered in fur has gotta be a sin.

[darkest0knight]

I have a feeling it only works on demons.

[fun_in_here]

Still worth a try.

[darkest0knight]

I'm not sending humans to hell. They'd revoke my good guy card.

[fun_in_here]

God does that too, doesn't he?

[darkest0knight]

I've never really called Him a good guy either.

[fun_in_here]

I bet you'd be a lotta fun in a philosophy class.

[darkest0knight]

People actually take classes for that?