[in the most blandest, untraumatised voice ever:] It's okay. I like, forgive you for traumatising me.
I brought you an unwrapped extra gift last minute so nobody will see your bloodshot drinking eyes. [sunglasses from his designer shades collection awyeah] Also you'll look less of a loser, y'know.
being followed by three other cats
it's a sort of kitty famirry reunion...
also just to make you feel like more of a crazy old cat dude, England]
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I brought em to visit. [yep, and that's a fourth kitty poking its head out of the hood on the back of his jacket]
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... Well, I suppose it's too much to expect you'd pay me a visit. Fair enough.
Think they'll remember each other from when they were kittens?
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england runt kitty gets bullied by the others if he walks with them anyway]
Probably. [watching them all sniffing each other and points to a larger white one] That's their mum.
And I came to see you too, y'know. 'Cause it's your birthday.
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[collecting england runt kitty in his lap]
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It's not pity you weirdo.
I brought you presents.
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[holding england runt kitty to eye level] Well, all right. I'm going to need to start knitting more sweaters.
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the irony] Or Voltaire, Jackie or Victoria for like, that matter.
...You actually do knit them sweaters...?
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[showing him a half-finished one
it has his flag on the back and a "L" on the front]
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...Is that for Fatty or Sleepy? [yeah he still only knows them by those names.]
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I'msorryforlickingyourear and he's the one falling asleep on my lap, if that helps any.
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...You bit it too.
My ear I mean. And tried to pull my pants down.
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He's almost asleep, he won't mind it.
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I brought you an unwrapped extra gift last minute so nobody will see your bloodshot drinking eyes. [sunglasses from his designer shades collection awyeah] Also you'll look less of a loser, y'know.
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