☂ 23; thy memory be as a dwelling-place

[is_an_island]

[There is a little boy in the bushes! He seems to be hiding, but he's not doing a very good job... Mostly because he's sniffling and crying.

He may look familiarly uncute...]

((BACKDATED to TYL and I'm still recovering from a cold so tags will be slow and while I'm at it yeah I'm going to reply with a different journal okay crying.))

Comments

[decadenzas]

[...well he was planning on punting the next babby he saw but that is such a familiar uncute so he just winds up crouching by the bushes instead]

[yeoldebb]

[COVERING HIS FACE WITH HIS HOOD

IF HE CAN'T SEE THEM, THEY CAN'T SEE HIM]

[decadenzas]

[oh, that's a familiar stupid too] Come out from there, would you?

[yeoldebb]

Go away!

Don't hurt me!

[decadenzas]

I'm not going to leave you in a bush and I'll only hurt you if you give me good reason to, so come out.

[yeoldebb]

I'm not scared at all so you should leave before I beat you up.

[decadenzas]

[reaches in to get him]

[yeoldebb]

[flinching and crying but not moving

so brave]

[decadenzas]

[f-fishes him out of the bushes and holds him at arm's length...

yeah those eyebrows are unmistakable] My, the lot of you are sorely unimpressive children, aren't you.

[yeoldebb]

I-I'm going to bite you!

[flailing

desperately]

[decadenzas]

I'll drop you if you do. [from the impressive height of 4'5" be afraid]

[yeoldebb]

... [stays still]

What are you going to do to me?

[decadenzas]

Have you for lunch, I suppose. [tucks him under his arm and sets off down the walk! there's just something about bbland that brings out one's innate trolling instincts...]

[yeoldebb]

I don't want to be eaten! I don't want to be eaten, let me go! Let me go, you stink! Let me go! [punching him with his little fists]

[decadenzas]

[dohohoho] You'll have to try harder than that, you know.

[yeoldebb]

[CRUELTY TO BBS]

I... I taste really bad! France says I'm spoiled so that means I'm not good at all!