☂ 21; seven boys and girls are we

[is_an_island]

Nobody play hero.

I mean it. I don't care if you have a hero complex the size of your head, but if you're smart, then you'll be staying inside. That being said, if anybody needs any help, you're free to contact me. Ring me up, knock me up, I don't care. I'll help. What's that overwrought saying? It's times like these that we need to pull together

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[wybrows]

Even if somebody needed help, why would they want to talk to you?

[is_an_island]

Because I'm bloody useful.

[wybrows]

All I've seen ya do is make bad food.

[is_an_island]

I-I can do more than that, you bloody idiot!

If you're in trouble, I'd want you to call me, for... for reasons that aren't worry.

[wybrows]

You'd be the very last person I call.

And I might forget ya like Oz does.

[is_an_island]

What's with that cheeky phrase?

You're not allowed to forget me! I'm... I'm family.

[wybrows]

[ Such horror. ]

I'm not related to you.

[is_an_island]

You're related to Australia, and he's related to me.

So we're related.

[wybrows]

... If we're related that means you're related to Sam.

[is_an_island]

Sam is no family of mine.

[wybrows]

Then we can't be related.

[is_an_island]

Sam isn't a country!

[wybrows]

He's my brother!

[is_an_island]

He's not even human!

[wybrows]

And he's still a better relative than you.

[is_an_island]

How is he better in any way?

... What does he get you for Christmas?