☂ 21; seven boys and girls are we

[is_an_island]

Nobody play hero.

I mean it. I don't care if you have a hero complex the size of your head, but if you're smart, then you'll be staying inside. That being said, if anybody needs any help, you're free to contact me. Ring me up, knock me up, I don't care. I'll help. What's that overwrought saying? It's times like these that we need to pull together

Comments

[supersizedpower]

I wasn't gonna do anything. I don't trust that stupid Russian anyway.

I wouldn't worry about the potatoes, they'll taste better this way than if you cooked them.

[is_an_island]

I'll probably boil them and then peel them for all the trouble they're worth.

How are you faring, America?

[supersizedpower]

Well, I don't want any!

I'm doing good. I mean, those hazmats, but it looks like as long as you're not hiding that guy in your house or anything, it's okay.

[is_an_island]

I'd probably kill him on sight. Bloody hell, why would anyone trust him?

Never mind. Just keep off the streets, all right?

[supersizedpower]

Those guys aren't so bad.

Don't they just die if you shoot them?

[is_an_island]

Keep off the streets, America.

I mean it.

[supersizedpower]

Well, I wasn't planning to do anything crazy. I was just saying that if I did have to go out, it wouldn't be a big deal!

[is_an_island]

Do you have to go out?

[supersizedpower]

I dunno. If we start to run out of food, or if there's an emergency, or if I get bored.

[is_an_island]

That last bit is wrong.

Don't give me a headache, America. If you get bored, play a board game.

[supersizedpower]

Come on, don't get so worked up.

You're being almost as bad as Russia.

[is_an_island]

Don't ever say that again.

If you do, I might have to hit you into the face until you stop.

[supersizedpower]

Well, at least you didn't cry.

[is_an_island]

It was nice to hear him cry, at least.

Made me feel a bit better.

[supersizedpower]

Haha.

It's so dumb of him to get worked up over that dumb music.

[is_an_island]

... Are you all right?