☂ 21; you're nothing ♔ but a pack ♚ of cards ☁

[is_an_island]

[England is cuddling a furry animal. The furry animal is clawing his face. He seems pleased by this turn of events, and is petting the furry animal while making soothing happy sounds.

Just another normal day in England.] Aren't you sweet, now... oh, that was my nose.

[ Gas plot!! With variety pack because... because I'm a loser.

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[wybrows]

Hey, save your nose for Archy.

[is_an_island]

Oh, you visited me today.

What's wrong, dear? Were you lonely? [petting...]

[wybrows]

[ Kicks. ]

O-of course I wasn't lonely. I've lots o' friends... They're just... busy...

What's wrong with ya today?

[is_an_island]

Hm? Nothing's wrong, nothing at all.

You're looking very beautiful today.

[wybrows]

... Of course I am! Like always. [ Pause pause pause. ]

Oz says ya get crazy when you're drunk; is this it?

[is_an_island]

I'm not drunk.

I'm just... happy to see you. It's been a while, and I've missed you. Dearly.

[wybrows]

[ Kicks him again this is scaring her. ] I-if ya missed me, ya could've just come over to my house. It's not like I really want ya to, though. I would lock ya out of course.

[is_an_island]

I did miss you.

... I missed you a lot.

[wybrows]

... Oz would've let ya in, though, 'cause he's stupid. But I wouldn't pay attention to ya or anythin'...

W-why'd ya miss me?

[is_an_island]

Because you're my friend, of course.

But you knew that all along.

[wybrows]

I'm not your friend! I don't want to be your friend either. 'Cause... I've got... too many friends already.

I mean, there's Archy, Sam, I guess... T-too many! I don't need you.

[is_an_island]

... But I want to be your friend.

There's nobody else I can care about like this except you.

[wybrows]

I'm gonna tell Oz. And Archy. He'll bite your fingers off. How 'bout that?

[is_an_island]

... What's wrong?

Have I made you angry?

[wybrows]

No, 'cause I'm always serene.

Though... I s'pose you should make it up 'cause you're bein' irritating. If there were someone less serene, they'd have punched you by now.

[is_an_island]

Don't be silly. Unicorns can't punch.