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[is_an_island]

[England is cuddling a furry animal. The furry animal is clawing his face. He seems pleased by this turn of events, and is petting the furry animal while making soothing happy sounds.

Just another normal day in England.] Aren't you sweet, now... oh, that was my nose.

[ Gas plot!! With variety pack because... because I'm a loser.

A. Default

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Pira--!! Uh, Privateer.

[hurtjustalittle]

[Slowly approaching with one hand clamped over her nose incase he starts bleeding]

England... Stay still, I'm going to try and remove it...

[is_an_island]

No, he's just fussy over a nap.

He's probably just lonely after I've been away for so long.

[hurtjustalittle]

You went somewhere?

...But in any case, the thing is mauling you.

[is_an_island]

Don't call him a thing. He's a kind lad.

I've just been away at sea for a bit.

[hurtjustalittle]

It's an animal. Now give it to me before you catch rabies.

You went home?

[is_an_island]

[petting the raccoon] No, just to the seas. It's been a long journey home, had to beat off some cheeky bastards. But those lily-livered dogs sank quickly.

[hurtjustalittle]

[Holding out her arms insistantly]

Werewolves? You're not making sense. There is no sea in Mayfield.

[is_an_island]

But we're on a boat.

[hurtjustalittle]

...Really now.

I think you've caught something from the racoon already.

[is_an_island]

Don't be stupid.

But you should really get below deck before any of those fucking bastards see you.

[hurtjustalittle]

What?

Even if there were any 'fucking bastards' here or a deck, for that matter why would they be any danger to me?

[is_an_island]

Mostly because they're idiots.

... Do you see that? [pointing to a car]

[hurtjustalittle]

I could destroy anyone who came after us. I have no reason to hide.

[Whipping around and snarling- at a car.]

...Yes, I see it.

[is_an_island]

It's a ship.

They left their ship untended.

[hurtjustalittle]

I... see.

[Taking the opportunity to try and pry the face-mauling racoon out of his arms]

[is_an_island]

[not... noticing...]

Let's destroy it.