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[is_an_island]

[England is cuddling a furry animal. The furry animal is clawing his face. He seems pleased by this turn of events, and is petting the furry animal while making soothing happy sounds.

Just another normal day in England.] Aren't you sweet, now... oh, that was my nose.

[ Gas plot!! With variety pack because... because I'm a loser.

A. Default

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Surprise me, because I can't decide. ;3;

[eldest_hatter]

...Arthur? What are you doing?

[is_an_island]

Ah, there you are.

It's good to see a body that's not a ship every once in a while, honestly.

[eldest_hatter]

[Already she doesn't like where this is going.]

Excuse me?

[is_an_island]

I met a few old comrades of mine.

I tossed them overboard quite easily, but it's surprising, all those familiar faces.

[eldest_hatter]

...

I find that hard to believe since I am unaware of any ship or boat that you've been on recently.

[is_an_island]

As you should. I'd keep those pox-faced swines away from you even if it cost me my life. Good with a boat, and rotting at everything else. What a crew, hm?

[eldest_hatter]

...Are you ill?

[is_an_island]

What makes you say that? I thought the smell of the salty sea would do you some good, not bad.

[eldest_hatter]

There is no sea here, Arthur.

[is_an_island]

Of course there is.

[looking nostalgically out at the

street]

[eldest_hatter]

Where exactly is this sea of yours?

[is_an_island]

[points

at a car]

[eldest_hatter]

...

That is an automobile.

[is_an_island]

No, that's a ship.

On the sea.

[eldest_hatter]

I think you should come home and rest. You're clearly unwell.

[is_an_island]

It's good of you to be so caring. But I feel perfectly fit and fine.