☂ 21; you're nothing ♔ but a pack ♚ of cards ☁

[is_an_island]

[England is cuddling a furry animal. The furry animal is clawing his face. He seems pleased by this turn of events, and is petting the furry animal while making soothing happy sounds.

Just another normal day in England.] Aren't you sweet, now... oh, that was my nose.

[ Gas plot!! With variety pack because... because I'm a loser.

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s-surprise me . . .

[armywithcountry]

. . . are you drunk?

[is_an_island]

... You're pretty, aren't you?

[armywithcountry]

[. . . what the fuck.]

I'll take that as a yes.

[is_an_island]

[pets

Prussia's

hair]

[armywithcountry]

[. . . wow, England, you must be really drunk. Prussia is both envious and incredibly freaked out. He'd actually feel kind of bad punching someone this dr - hahaha, no he wouldn't.

PUNCHES.]

[is_an_island]

[takes it...]

Would you like an apple?

[armywithcountry]

[Silence. Well, if England's offering him free non-English food . . .]

. . . I'll have whatever it is you've been having. You been going through Netherlands' stash or something?

[is_an_island]

No, I told you, that bastard doesn't have any good apples. You... You're my friend. I thought that's... what you said, I mean, it... oh.

[h

hugging]

[armywithcountry]

England.

Get off before I run you through with my sword.

[is_an_island]

Yes, your horn is rather pointy and pretty today.

I like you a lot, you know.

[armywithcountry]

Well, of course you do, I'm awesome. Everyone loves me!

. . . what horn?

[is_an_island]

Yes, I care very much for you.

... May I ride you?

oh god i laughed out loud irl

[armywithcountry]

[What.

What.]

I always knew you were a pervert, but this is just sad. Not that I'm surprised - I am unbelievably hot, after all.

so horrible...

[is_an_island]

I want to ride you for miles.

You can take me to places where there's nobody who's mean or annoying. You could, couldn't you? To our special place.

[armywithcountry]

You want to wha--

[PUNCHES AGAIN. Pause.]

. . . you mean Waterloo? Find Belgium on your own, dammit!

[is_an_island]

I don't mean by that.

[rubbing his bruise] But your horn is rather sharp. I mean, you're rather horny today, that's all.