☂ 19; a gown the colour of storms, shadows and rain

[is_an_island]

[Another exciting, exciting day at the Mayfield General Store! And another exciting appearance from your favourite bushy-eyed country. He seems to have come from shopping for clothes, judging by his bags. Except this time, he seems to be more beat-up and bandaged than usual, and he doesn't look altogether well... Then again, he seems more perturbed

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[puffinparadise]

[Oh jeez you look horrible.]

Why would you want a fairy-patterned door mat?

[is_an_island]

[you would say that however he looked...]

To show that fairies are welcomed into my house.

[puffinparadise]

[Mwahahahaha I should double tag with Shiro.]

To be honest, the only fairies that I've seen in this town are yours.

[is_an_island]

[in revenge he would get her a smaller slice of cake]

Perhaps one day, they'll come. And then it's best to be prepared.

[puffinparadise]

[And she'll repay him in hugs. ;u; A lot of hugs.]

If they do, best case scenario, they'll run from your place mat.

[is_an_island]

[he will pretend they are for him and not for the cake]

Like I'm going to listen to anything you say, you idiot.

... But why would you say that?

[puffinparadise]

[W-what if they are for him?]

Because you would scare away fairies that aren't yours.

[is_an_island]

[wh... why would anybody hug england for england]

Are you saying the mats are gruesome?

[puffinparadise]

[People are crazy.]

No, I'm saying the person who's buying them is.

[is_an_island]

[that is why shiro would hug him]

Ha. Ha. I'll have you know that my house would be a welcoming place for fairies in the most utmost fashion.

[puffinparadise]

Welcoming place? More like a horror house. You'd scare them off as soon as they step in the door.

[is_an_island]

I'm the one who got fairies in the post, and not just a bird and a... horse.

Obviously they'd be more welcomed in my house.

[puffinparadise]

Hey, I got a regal cloak in the mail as well as the animals.

... Did you know that fairies prefer horses more than fairy welcome mats?

[is_an_island]

Right, the king with horse ears.

... All right, your horse can live on my lawn.

[puffinparadise]

...What?

Get your own horse.

[is_an_island]

Why don't you get off your high horse and just let your horse stay in my lawn?