☂ 018; if the English can survive their food, they can survive anything

[is_an_island]

That was a spot of trouble last week, eh... Though I was otherwise occupied for the last bit, very busy things, so if you'd care to inform me about what happened, I wouldn't be against it.

If you're not inclined to talk, that's quite all right. I've made a new recipe for scones, see, and they're much better now, so I do invite anyone to come and

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[armywithcountry]

You've been busy too, huh? It's weird how time just flies by without you noticing sometimes.

[is_an_island]

I don't want to hear this from you, the country who doesn't recognise that literally hundreds of years went flying by.

[armywithcountry]

Hey, I'm not the one who hallucinates all the time! And that French bastard is here, too, so obviously you're wrong about your imaginary future!

[is_an_island]

My little fairy friend is cursing you right at this moment, but I shan't stop her.

Just look around you, idiot! Don't try to explain away the magical boxes when they're right in front of your face.

[armywithcountry]

It's a different world, of course there's weird technology here! Doesn't mean anything about back home!

[is_an_island]

Are you honestly so dense?

If I knock on your head, would I hear an echo?

[armywithcountry]

No, you'd hear the sound of me about to kick your ass!

[is_an_island]

Really? All I've ever heard were your whimsical dreams and delusions that you could possibly even bruise me.

[armywithcountry]

Hahahahaha! You wanna go a round, England? Bring it! I'll save you a spot on my list - I've got more important people to deal with first.

[is_an_island]

What, like your reflection in the mirror?

That's a fight I'd like to see.

[armywithcountry]

Hahaha, I would be the only person strong enough to take myself on in a fight. But no, I've got to find and beat down that French weakling first. And then deal with whoever the bastard was that reported the subversives in that other town.

[is_an_island]

... I really don't follow, and I'm not talking about your delusional bits about yourself.

Subversives in the other town?

[armywithcountry]

I don't really know what happened - what with also being incredibly busy and all - but evidently the bastards there were executing people who were reported as subversives. [His voice goes cold.] They took my student. Someone is going to pay.

[is_an_island]

... Student?

And don't tell me that you died, too.

[armywithcountry]

She was six years old. And they shot her.

. . . I was incredibly busy.

[is_an_island]

... They do that.

You were incredibly dead, then? No use in beating around the bush.