☂ 017; i just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit

[is_an_island]

[ England had been remarkably capable of handling himself quite well for the past week or so. Certainly he sulked by hiding under his blankets, but he did that with pride. Or at least a respectable-looking blanket. But on the 21st day at the fourteenth hour at thirty-three seconds, as he realised he had written nothing but the word SOCKS1 for the

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[scentofbauhinia]

Are you sulking about something?

[Blunt as usual]

[is_an_island]

Not at all. I'm feeling quite young and chipper.

[This phone call is being placed as he sulks under a blanket so butthurt]

[scentofbauhinia]

[OH HE KNOWS]

Sounds as though you might be feeling old and cranky to me.

[is_an_island]

I'm not old. And it hasn't been raining so my knees have feeling just fine.

[scentofbauhinia]

I didn't even know you had rheumatism...

And you shouldn't ask people to "knock you up".

[is_an_island]

I don't, my joints just get achy occasionally.

Well, I would only recommend it for emergencies. I usually get up early, anyway.

[scentofbauhinia]

...You know what "knocked up" means in non-weird speak, right?

[is_an_island]

Don't call it weird, you prat. It's the language I taught you, so you should know it well. And it means exactly what it means.

[scentofbauhinia]

I know your weird slang stuff. But other people might not.

...You basically just told people to feel free to make you pregnant.

[SO BLUNT]

[is_an_island]

That's a very funny joke, Hong Kong. It makes me laugh. Ahaha. Ha. Ha.

Now, did you have anything else to tell me?

[so condescending]

[scentofbauhinia]

...You're a "berk".

[is_an_island]

Yes, well, you can be a great pillock, but I don't go around saying that, do I?

[absolutely invincible british gentleman!!]

[scentofbauhinia]

...Billy no-mates.

[It's all coming screaming back to him now.]

[is_an_island]

Stuck-up twat.

[scentofbauhinia]

I'm not stuck-up.

I talk to you.

[is_an_island]

You're still a twat.

And that makes no sense.