☂ 011; Hayle Bishop Valentine whose day this is

[is_an_island]

Ahahahaha-- It's... It's not like I'm happy or anything that I'm not spending Valentine's Day with someone else for once or anything like that. I mean, I'm just... it's a good day, that's all. Doesn't matter if you spend it alone or not. Or if you've spent it alone for plenty of bloody years before--Well, I mean... I... I might have some candy for

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[ciaobastards]

That candy is fucking digusting, though.

[is_an_island]

You just have strange tastes, that's all.

[ciaobastards]

Oh, is England lecturing me on what tastes good or not now?

[is_an_island]

Of course I am.

My food is perfectly good.

[ciaobastards]

Are you serious?! I'd rather eat these candies than have to eat any of your shit again!

[And so he does-and the first candy heart happens to be yellow...]

[is_an_island]

... You... You don't like my food? I-I mean, it's not like I care about what you think, s-stupid, but...

[ciaobastards]

No! W-wait, I was just exaggerating, bastard, don't you know the difference?! Your food isn't that bad. But don't take that as any damn compliment!

[is_an_island]

Y-you don't think my food isn't that bad? Well, it's... it's not like I care or anything, stupid. I wouldn't want to take any compliments from the like of y-you, or anything.

[ciaobastards]

That's good, because I-I don't have anything else to compliment you son of a bitch on! Not at all!

[is_an_island]

I-it's not like I want to be complimented by the likes of you, stupid! I mean, it's... it's not like it would make my day, or anything like that.

[ciaobastards]

If you think that I'd want to make you happy, th-then you're fucking retarded!

[is_an_island]

I-if you think that you make me happy by just talking to me, then you're just a stupid git!

[ciaobastards]

Do you seriously think I'm talking to you just because it makes you happy? S-stop making up lies, dammit!

[is_an_island]

Y-you're just being an idiot, it's not like I'm... I'm really happy that you bother to spend time with me at all.

[ciaobastards]

But I'm not talking with you for your damn sake or anything!...I-I just happened to hear you because you're just so fucking annoying.

[is_an_island]

It's... It's not like I'm happy that you heard me! Or that I'm glad that you even talked to me in the first place. Because I'm not. Not glad at all. Mind.