☂ 011; Hayle Bishop Valentine whose day this is

[is_an_island]

Ahahahaha-- It's... It's not like I'm happy or anything that I'm not spending Valentine's Day with someone else for once or anything like that. I mean, I'm just... it's a good day, that's all. Doesn't matter if you spend it alone or not. Or if you've spent it alone for plenty of bloody years before--Well, I mean... I... I might have some candy for

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[when_in_me]

Who are you talking to?

[is_an_island]

The phone.

I enjoy talking to the phone.

[when_in_me]

Really? Because it kind of sounded like you were talking to Grandpa.

[is_an_island]

I don't have anything for you.

[REALLY LOUD MUNCHING]

[when_in_me]

[TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME, YOUNG MAN

MUNCH

MUNCH

MUNCH]

[is_an_island]

[MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

JUST STUFFING THEM IN HIS MOUTH FOR THE MUNCHING SOUND]

Can't believe you have any candy. Pro... Probably bought it yourself.

[when_in_me]

Aarrghmmph mmrhaghag marfphergag.

[There is currently more candy in Rome's mouth than is physically possible for it to hold.]

[is_an_island]

MMARRSSH NGHAJSSS DUNMBPLE AARGGGHLEMPRAFT.

[MORE THAN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE and a green one.]

[when_in_me]

Maarhghglefragendas?

Aarghlefraghenlarfph.

[is_an_island]

Aaarrragjksjkdjssarufph. Sfhkhkenniparumphalumph. Nesthsijudiacla.

[when_in_me]

Mmmph morph.

[swallow]

Alright, England, now I want you to think very long and hard about not choking. Whatever you do, don't think about choking!

[is_an_island]

[choking]

[when_in_me]

[aha

ha

ha]

[is_an_island]

[POUNDING HIS CHEST]

Y-you wanker! Don't do that!

[when_in_me]

Don't play with the big boys if you can't handle it, my lad.

[is_an_island]

Don't call me lad.

I probably only choked because I got more candy than you.