☂ 011; Hayle Bishop Valentine whose day this is

[is_an_island]

Ahahahaha-- It's... It's not like I'm happy or anything that I'm not spending Valentine's Day with someone else for once or anything like that. I mean, I'm just... it's a good day, that's all. Doesn't matter if you spend it alone or not. Or if you've spent it alone for plenty of bloody years before--Well, I mean... I... I might have some candy for

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[onebutmany]

They look kinda chalky t'me!

[is_an_island]

Looks aren't everything, you know.

A food might look black, but actually be quite good underneath.

[onebutmany]

... Like how a platypus is really bloody adorable but its stinger hurts like a bitch?

[is_an_island]

Or roses.

[onebutmany]

Or emus.

[is_an_island]

Pardon?

[onebutmany]

Emus! 'Cause they're real beauts, and they're huge, gorgeous things, but one of 'em tried to eat my scarf when I was lil'.

And another one attacked me.

[is_an_island]

One attacked you?

[onebutmany]

Well, it snapped at me, an' I put my arms up, and I ended up with cuts all over my arms, didn't I? Silly bugger was just scared, tho'.

[is_an_island]

C-cuts? Are you all right?

[onebutmany]

Yeah, it wasn't anythin' to beat up about! I've had heaps worse'n that!

[is_an_island]

Well, I don't want you to have to deal with worse than that.

[onebutmany]

Well, that's what happens when I wrangle animals all th' time!

[is_an_island]

Don't wrangle animals.

[onebutmany]

But that's what I do! It'd be like tellin' you not t'drink tea!

[is_an_island]

There's a difference.

There's a rather large difference between the two.