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[is_a_god]

MY HAIR.

MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL HAIR.

THERE'S A CHUNK OF IT GOOOOOONE.  CURSE YOU, ANDROMEDA.  CUUUUURSE YOUUUUUUU.

Comments

[chained_maid]

Oh grow up.

[is_a_god]

ANDY, I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU.

[chained_maid]

OH YOU DO, BUT I LIKE MY SCISSORS.

[is_a_god]

.......AHHH GET THEM AWAY.

[chained_maid]

THEY'RE GONE. I HAVE MY INFO NOW.

[is_a_god]

I HATE YOU.

[padfootthegreat]

I have no idea why you did that to James' hair, but thanks very much.

[is_a_god]

You DO realize I was HELPING YOU.

[Private]
SHE ALMOST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE REASON YOU HAVE FLEAS.
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[padfootthegreat]

[private]

...So what if she found out? It's not like she'd tell everyone.

AND I DON'T HAVE FLEAS, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
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[is_a_god]

[Private]
...I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW, YOU TOSSER, AND NOW I HAVE TO SUFFER BAD HAIR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. WANKER.
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[padfootthegreat]

[private]
AHAAHAHAAHAHA, STUUUUUPID.

Really though, you're a lovely sod of a mate sometimes. I appreciate the gesture, Monksy. It'll grow back quick.
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[is_a_god]

[private]
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO, MATE. AN EYE FOR AN EYE.
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[padfootthegreat]

[private]
WHAT? YOU DIDN'T LOSE AN EYE. I'M NOT GIVING YOU ONE OF MY EYES. ESPECIALLY THE RIGHT.
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[is_a_god]

[private]
I DIDN'T MEAN THE EYE.
*gets out scissors*
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[padfootthegreat]

Don't you--JAMES, DON'T YOU DARE. GET AWAY FROM ME. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY

[is_a_god]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

SAY YOUR PRAYERS, PADFOOT.