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THIS MEME. I AM SO SORRY, DA2 CAST. REALLY. BECAUSE. OH MY GOD. I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON.
Meme Rules:
1. Put a random character's name with every number listed below. They don't have to be in any type of order, and in fact, the more random, the better!
2. Answer the questions under the cut by using whatever character matches the number the question is asking about.
[1] Orsino
[2] Varric
[3] Carver
[4] Gamlen
[5] Isabela
[6] Cullen
[7] Fenris
[8] Bethany
[9] Merrill
[10] Anders
[11] Meredith
[12] Aveline
[13] Elthina
[14] Sebastian
[15] Nathaniel
1. 6 goes over to 11's house to find out that they're secretly shacking up with 5. What is 6's reaction? What is 11's excuse? Is 5 ashamed or proud?
6 = Cullen
11 = Meredith
5 = Isabela
Cullen's reaction? He would stammer incoherently for like...probably a solid minute. And then he would run away. At top speed. probably to go pray and wank...not necessarily in that order
Meredith needs no excuse. No one needs an excuse for shacking up with Isabela. She comes with the meal (omg Anders that is such a douchetastic line of yours, you're so lucky Isabela didn't kick your ass for that one)
...And...it's Isabela. Tapping the Knight Commander. She would out-pride a Pride Demon.
2. 3 gets pregnant by 13, and 7 finds out. What does 7 say about this?
3 = Carver
13 = Elthina
7 = Fenris
OMG WAT
What does Fenris say about this? Hm. Gonna go with "...............How?"
3. How would 9 try to pick up 15? Would 15 accept?
9 = Merrill
15 = Nate
omg it would be the most awkwardly adorable attempt to flirt ever. *smooshes cheeks together* All sorts of "Oooh you fire bows, do you? Well, of course you don't fire bows, because that's silly. How could you fire a bow with another bow? But you can fire arrows! And our hunters in the clan do that! And I've watched them before and they're really quite good! Are you that good? ...I'm rambling, aren't I? About bows, of all things! And all I wanted was to ask if you-"
And then Nathaniel would cut her off and try to get her to calm down. I don't think he'd accept like...an actual "hey come to my bed ;D" invite from Merrill, because she'd be a bit childlike to him, but he'd probably try to forge a friendship :D
...and then she could talk to him about Velanna, since Velanna's clan and Merrill's clan are familiar with one another's. And Anders would Not Approve of Nate getting all friendly with the blood mage. "Wasn't one crazy Dalish mage enough for you already?!"
4. What is the name of a story where 4 gets drunk one night and wakes up the next day naked in bed with 14 and no memory of the previous night?
4 = Gamlen
14 = Sebastian
TITLE OF THAT STORY? MAKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...Alternately: GDI UNCLE GAMLEN. YOU'VE SEEN MORE OF SEBASTIAN THAN I EVER WILL: A Lamentation By The Champion Of Kirkwall
5. 10 suddenly develops the hots for 7 in a way they can't deny. What caused this? How would they act on it?
10 = Anders
7 = Fenris
...lol "suddenly" >>
WHAT CAUSED IT? Well. Let's look at Fenris: Dat Voice. Dat Face. Dem Eyes. Dat Everything.
HOW WOULD HE ACT ON IT? I don't know...I guess I could consult Fenders fics for such a thing~ :D "I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you!"
6. 13 goes to a men's gay bar one evening with a few friends who wanted to check the place out and finds 8 the center of attention there from men and women alike. What is 13's reaction? Would anyone expect this to have actually happened?
13 = Elthina
8 = Bethany
....Oh Maker. I AM SO SORRY, BETHANY.
Elthina would DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT SHE DID ALL DAMN GAME. |<
...I mean. She'd probably urge Bethany to gtfo such a place and go pray or something idk.
And no. I should sincerely hope that no one saw this coming.
7. 14 and 6 hook up when 6 was already with 12. 12 finds out about it and joins in on the fun for a threesome. What's the name of this story? Would it be a good one?
14 = Sebastian
6 = Cullen
12 = Aveline
....WHAT. THE HELL. IS THIS.
The name of this story? The Most Frigid Threesome Ever: By Isabela and the dedication page would read: "JUST KIDDING. THEY'RE ALL SO REPRESSED THAT ONCE IT STARTED IT WAS CRAZY AMAZING. ENJOY! :D"
...And all copies of this story were confiscated by the city guard.
8. 2 walks in on 9 masturbating. What's the reaction from both people?
2 = Varric
9 = Merrill
....NO. NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN. BECAUSE. IT IS WRONG. YOU DON'T...I CAN'T....
...I refuse to imagine this scenario. I can't do that to Varric and Merrill's fantastic and perfect relationship. I'm sorry, crack meme.
9. 15 walks in on 6 and 11 getting their freak on. What's the reaction to that?
15 = Nate
6 = Cullen
11 = Meredith
...Goddamn, Cullen. You're getting a lot of action in this meme. Ahem. Anyways.
...Nathaniel would just turn around and go right back the way he came, wishing that he'd picked any other door to go through. Though he would pause and wonder why Cullen's voice sounded so familiar.
10. Getting back to question number four, why *was* 14 in bed with 4 anyway?
Because the Maker hates me (and Hawke), apparently.
Alternately, Gamlen got smashed at the Blooming Rose and wandered up to the Chantry instead of back to his crapshack in Lowtown. And he crawled into bed with Sebastian. Because we should all gravitate towards Sebastian when naked and drunk and sleepy.
11. 12 is abducted and thrown into a cell as a prisoner with 8, both of them shacked to a wall, not close enough to each other to touch at all. Would they be happy to see each other and could the two of them work together to get out of their situation? How long might it take for them to escape if they realized that the only way out was to work together but they hated each other?
12 = Aveline
8 = Bethany
WHAT? AVELINE? A PRISONER? WITH BETHANY? WHAT IS THIS INJUSTICE? DNW. |:
Anyways, I'd imagine that they'd be pretty happy to see one another! And they'd absolutely work together to escape there! "We managed to escape the Blight together, didn't we?" "Yes, but we had a dragon to help us then." "Well, we'll just have to fight like dragons to get out of here then!"
They'd be awesome.
12. 5 finds out that 1 is plotting to kill them. What reason would 1 have to do this, and how would 5 prevent it from happening?
5 = Isabela
1 = Orsino
Orsino was jealous that Isabela was hooking up with Meredith, duh. AND ISABELA WOULD RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK TO PREVENT IT FROM HAPPENING. |:
Alternately: He was going to kill her because of the qunari stuff idk. And she prevented it from happened by...being friends with Hawke. XD
13. 1 finds themselves in love with 7 and with 2 at the same time, but can't make up their mind who they'd rather be with. Which one would they pick? What kind of drama would this cause?
1 = Orsino
7 = Fenris
2 = Varric
...Wow. Solution? Threesome.
No. Uh. Well. TBH, poor Orsino would be left in the cold on this one. Fenris would probably be super disgusted by a first enchanter mage (AN ELVEN MAGE WITH CRAZY POWER IS ONE THING. AN ELVEN MAGE WHO ALLOWS HIMSELF TO BE CORRALLED BY TEMPLARS IS ANOTHER. He's damned no matter what), and Varric....eh...I don't think Orsino is his type XD
14. What would 13's stripper name be?
13 = Elthina
...Meme, why are you doing this to me? I don't even...Fine.
Sister Apathy
I mean. I love Elthina. The name would make people...curious. I don't even know. Stop looking at me like that. Sebastian, I am so sorry
15. 9 goes to a bar one night, gets hasseled by 3, and 11 steps in to stop 3. 9, drunk to begin with, is impressed with 11's intervention, buys them a drink, and has a night of wild, passionate sex with them. This starts a long, on again off again relationship, and it finally ends again when 11 leaves 9 for 7. Hurt, 9 goes back to the same bar to get drunk again, and again, they're hasseled by 3. This time, 9 and 3 get into a fight, which gets broken up by 2, who admits to 9 that they'd been in love with them for a long time now. Though touched, 9 tells 2 it's not the right time, and moves onto a meaningful relationship with 5, which eventually ends. 9 decides to try for something with 2 then only to find out that 2 is now married to 6. That's when 11 comes back to try to hook up with 9 again. Would 9 take 11 back? Would this be a good storyline?
9 = Merrill
3 = Carver
11 = Meredith
2 = Varric
6 = Cullen
7 = Fenris
5 = Isabela
....What the everloving....
Okay. I'm going to repaste that paragraph and put character names in there:
Merrill goes to a bar one night, gets hasseled by Carver, and Meredith steps in to stop Carver. Merrill, drunk to begin with, is impressed with Meredith's intervention, buys them a drink, and has a night of wild, passionate sex with them. This starts a long, on again off again relationship, and it finally ends again when Meredith leaves Merrill for Fenris. Hurt, Merrill goes back to the same bar to get drunk again, and again, they're hasseled by Carver. This time, Merrill and Carver get into a fight, which gets broken up by Varric, who admits to Merrill that they'd been in love with them for a long time now. Though touched, Merrill tells Varric it's not the right time, and moves onto a meaningful relationship with Isabela, which eventually ends. Merrill decides to try for something with Varric then only to find out that Varric is now married to Cullen. That's when Meredith comes back to try to hook up with Merrill again.
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Would 9 take 11 back? Would this be a good storyline?
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....And that was my meme. O.O
Meme Rules:
1. Put a random character's name with every number listed below. They don't have to be in any type of order, and in fact, the more random, the better!
2. Answer the questions under the cut by using whatever character matches the number the question is asking about.
[1] Orsino
[2] Varric
[3] Carver
[4] Gamlen
[5] Isabela
[6] Cullen
[7] Fenris
[8] Bethany
[9] Merrill
[10] Anders
[11] Meredith
[12] Aveline
[13] Elthina
[14] Sebastian
[15] Nathaniel
1. 6 goes over to 11's house to find out that they're secretly shacking up with 5. What is 6's reaction? What is 11's excuse? Is 5 ashamed or proud?
6 = Cullen
11 = Meredith
5 = Isabela
Cullen's reaction? He would stammer incoherently for like...probably a solid minute. And then he would run away. At top speed. probably to go pray and wank...not necessarily in that order
Meredith needs no excuse. No one needs an excuse for shacking up with Isabela. She comes with the meal (omg Anders that is such a douchetastic line of yours, you're so lucky Isabela didn't kick your ass for that one)
...And...it's Isabela. Tapping the Knight Commander. She would out-pride a Pride Demon.
2. 3 gets pregnant by 13, and 7 finds out. What does 7 say about this?
3 = Carver
13 = Elthina
7 = Fenris
OMG WAT
What does Fenris say about this? Hm. Gonna go with "...............How?"
3. How would 9 try to pick up 15? Would 15 accept?
9 = Merrill
15 = Nate
omg it would be the most awkwardly adorable attempt to flirt ever. *smooshes cheeks together* All sorts of "Oooh you fire bows, do you? Well, of course you don't fire bows, because that's silly. How could you fire a bow with another bow? But you can fire arrows! And our hunters in the clan do that! And I've watched them before and they're really quite good! Are you that good? ...I'm rambling, aren't I? About bows, of all things! And all I wanted was to ask if you-"
And then Nathaniel would cut her off and try to get her to calm down. I don't think he'd accept like...an actual "hey come to my bed ;D" invite from Merrill, because she'd be a bit childlike to him, but he'd probably try to forge a friendship :D
...and then she could talk to him about Velanna, since Velanna's clan and Merrill's clan are familiar with one another's. And Anders would Not Approve of Nate getting all friendly with the blood mage. "Wasn't one crazy Dalish mage enough for you already?!"
4. What is the name of a story where 4 gets drunk one night and wakes up the next day naked in bed with 14 and no memory of the previous night?
4 = Gamlen
14 = Sebastian
TITLE OF THAT STORY? MAKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...Alternately: GDI UNCLE GAMLEN. YOU'VE SEEN MORE OF SEBASTIAN THAN I EVER WILL: A Lamentation By The Champion Of Kirkwall
5. 10 suddenly develops the hots for 7 in a way they can't deny. What caused this? How would they act on it?
10 = Anders
7 = Fenris
...lol "suddenly" >>
WHAT CAUSED IT? Well. Let's look at Fenris: Dat Voice. Dat Face. Dem Eyes. Dat Everything.
HOW WOULD HE ACT ON IT? I don't know...I guess I could consult Fenders fics for such a thing~ :D "I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you!"
6. 13 goes to a men's gay bar one evening with a few friends who wanted to check the place out and finds 8 the center of attention there from men and women alike. What is 13's reaction? Would anyone expect this to have actually happened?
13 = Elthina
8 = Bethany
....Oh Maker. I AM SO SORRY, BETHANY.
Elthina would DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT SHE DID ALL DAMN GAME. |<
...I mean. She'd probably urge Bethany to gtfo such a place and go pray or something idk.
And no. I should sincerely hope that no one saw this coming.
7. 14 and 6 hook up when 6 was already with 12. 12 finds out about it and joins in on the fun for a threesome. What's the name of this story? Would it be a good one?
14 = Sebastian
6 = Cullen
12 = Aveline
....WHAT. THE HELL. IS THIS.
The name of this story? The Most Frigid Threesome Ever: By Isabela and the dedication page would read: "JUST KIDDING. THEY'RE ALL SO REPRESSED THAT ONCE IT STARTED IT WAS CRAZY AMAZING. ENJOY! :D"
...And all copies of this story were confiscated by the city guard.
8. 2 walks in on 9 masturbating. What's the reaction from both people?
2 = Varric
9 = Merrill
....NO. NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN. BECAUSE. IT IS WRONG. YOU DON'T...I CAN'T....
...I refuse to imagine this scenario. I can't do that to Varric and Merrill's fantastic and perfect relationship. I'm sorry, crack meme.
9. 15 walks in on 6 and 11 getting their freak on. What's the reaction to that?
15 = Nate
6 = Cullen
11 = Meredith
...Goddamn, Cullen. You're getting a lot of action in this meme. Ahem. Anyways.
...Nathaniel would just turn around and go right back the way he came, wishing that he'd picked any other door to go through. Though he would pause and wonder why Cullen's voice sounded so familiar.
10. Getting back to question number four, why *was* 14 in bed with 4 anyway?
Because the Maker hates me (and Hawke), apparently.
Alternately, Gamlen got smashed at the Blooming Rose and wandered up to the Chantry instead of back to his crapshack in Lowtown. And he crawled into bed with Sebastian. Because we should all gravitate towards Sebastian when naked and drunk and sleepy.
11. 12 is abducted and thrown into a cell as a prisoner with 8, both of them shacked to a wall, not close enough to each other to touch at all. Would they be happy to see each other and could the two of them work together to get out of their situation? How long might it take for them to escape if they realized that the only way out was to work together but they hated each other?
12 = Aveline
8 = Bethany
WHAT? AVELINE? A PRISONER? WITH BETHANY? WHAT IS THIS INJUSTICE? DNW. |:
Anyways, I'd imagine that they'd be pretty happy to see one another! And they'd absolutely work together to escape there! "We managed to escape the Blight together, didn't we?" "Yes, but we had a dragon to help us then." "Well, we'll just have to fight like dragons to get out of here then!"
They'd be awesome.
12. 5 finds out that 1 is plotting to kill them. What reason would 1 have to do this, and how would 5 prevent it from happening?
5 = Isabela
1 = Orsino
Orsino was jealous that Isabela was hooking up with Meredith, duh. AND ISABELA WOULD RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK TO PREVENT IT FROM HAPPENING. |:
Alternately: He was going to kill her because of the qunari stuff idk. And she prevented it from happened by...being friends with Hawke. XD
13. 1 finds themselves in love with 7 and with 2 at the same time, but can't make up their mind who they'd rather be with. Which one would they pick? What kind of drama would this cause?
1 = Orsino
7 = Fenris
2 = Varric
...Wow. Solution? Threesome.
No. Uh. Well. TBH, poor Orsino would be left in the cold on this one. Fenris would probably be super disgusted by a first enchanter mage (AN ELVEN MAGE WITH CRAZY POWER IS ONE THING. AN ELVEN MAGE WHO ALLOWS HIMSELF TO BE CORRALLED BY TEMPLARS IS ANOTHER. He's damned no matter what), and Varric....eh...I don't think Orsino is his type XD
14. What would 13's stripper name be?
13 = Elthina
...Meme, why are you doing this to me? I don't even...Fine.
Sister Apathy
I mean. I love Elthina. The name would make people...curious. I don't even know. Stop looking at me like that. Sebastian, I am so sorry
15. 9 goes to a bar one night, gets hasseled by 3, and 11 steps in to stop 3. 9, drunk to begin with, is impressed with 11's intervention, buys them a drink, and has a night of wild, passionate sex with them. This starts a long, on again off again relationship, and it finally ends again when 11 leaves 9 for 7. Hurt, 9 goes back to the same bar to get drunk again, and again, they're hasseled by 3. This time, 9 and 3 get into a fight, which gets broken up by 2, who admits to 9 that they'd been in love with them for a long time now. Though touched, 9 tells 2 it's not the right time, and moves onto a meaningful relationship with 5, which eventually ends. 9 decides to try for something with 2 then only to find out that 2 is now married to 6. That's when 11 comes back to try to hook up with 9 again. Would 9 take 11 back? Would this be a good storyline?
9 = Merrill
3 = Carver
11 = Meredith
2 = Varric
6 = Cullen
7 = Fenris
5 = Isabela
....What the everloving....
Okay. I'm going to repaste that paragraph and put character names in there:
Merrill goes to a bar one night, gets hasseled by Carver, and Meredith steps in to stop Carver. Merrill, drunk to begin with, is impressed with Meredith's intervention, buys them a drink, and has a night of wild, passionate sex with them. This starts a long, on again off again relationship, and it finally ends again when Meredith leaves Merrill for Fenris. Hurt, Merrill goes back to the same bar to get drunk again, and again, they're hasseled by Carver. This time, Merrill and Carver get into a fight, which gets broken up by Varric, who admits to Merrill that they'd been in love with them for a long time now. Though touched, Merrill tells Varric it's not the right time, and moves onto a meaningful relationship with Isabela, which eventually ends. Merrill decides to try for something with Varric then only to find out that Varric is now married to Cullen. That's when Meredith comes back to try to hook up with Merrill again.
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Would 9 take 11 back? Would this be a good storyline?
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....And that was my meme. O.O