How gay is your OS?

[irushka]

my friend: anything other than linux is gay
my friend: far as i'm concerned
me: ubuntu is gay though (sorry)
my friend: redhat is marginally not gay
my friend: ubuntu is totally not gay
me: yes it is!
me: gay brother of debian
my friend: debian is the older macho brother who tries to be so manly and homophobic that u know he is gay
my friend: and ubuntu is straight but in touch with its feminine side