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Feb 25, 2006 17:38

I finally looked up what the term "baking" means, and that is most certainly NOT something I would do, Anko ( Read more... )

clones, shikamaru, naruto's... pregnancy?, naruto, anko, confusion, kakashi

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8gatesinmypants February 23 2006, 23:03:09 UTC
I do not think that Naruto is pregnant. Perhaps er...he has a cyst in his colon or something?

Such a thing could damage his internal workings permenantly and forever hinder his ability to become a capable Hokage!

Which Kakashi is rude? *_* they're all so youthful and nice to me!!

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iruka_sensei1 February 23 2006, 23:12:42 UTC
Perhaps. Has anyone taken him/her(?) to see the Hokage? If it's something like that it should be taken care of as soon as possible.

Um, I'm not sure how to describe which one. Not the uh, feminine one, and not the one from my world. The third one.

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8gatesinmypants February 23 2006, 23:24:21 UTC
I believe from what I skimmed in the entries, there was mention of someone taking him/her to Tsunade-sama. I call fallacy on such a thing, though. u_u It doesn't seem very plausible. She would have been making a fuss by now.

By the by ,you should have a talk with him!! Or perhaps I should. Someone needs to stop things like this from happening. Shinobi are too young to be having sexual intercourse at such an age, they need to focus on training and hard work T__T

Oooohh!! The Kashinator one who wouldn't eat my cupcake? Ohohoh. He's quite charming and kind, though!! o_o

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iruka_sensei1 February 23 2006, 23:37:51 UTC
I agree with you on that. If Tsunade-sama were to see a pregnant male or a female Naruto, she certainly wouldn't keep quiet about it.

I would talk to him, but the last time I spoke to one of Naruto's clones he ran away from me screaming, so I'm not inclined to try again. Someone should be talking to them about such things, though. Perhaps I should enquire about the instatement of a sexual education course. Or would that be something better left to the jounin-sensei to explain to their teams?

Yes, that one. You're both conspiring against me, aren't you? He was not charming nor kind to me.

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8gatesinmypants February 23 2006, 23:48:54 UTC
We could both file in a request for some sort of arrangements to be made installing a sexual education course withing the ninja academies T_T Or perhaps it is a thing Jounin should explain? Hm. This is something to ponder on while I'm baking my dynamic cake tonight T__T

If that is the case, then I suppose we must take the forceful route. I'll set a giant mouse trap, and bait Naruto to come in by placing ramen in the middle!! *_* +_+ YOU, on the other hand, will come out with a net, and we shall drag him into some room where we can interrogate him properly, and hire a gyno-er...analcologist or something.

ORRRRRR we can just send little notes in Naruto's locker that say: "Naruto, are you really preggerz lol? Circle yes or no."

Ahhhhh. Hm. Maybe you should challenge him to a duel?

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iruka_sensei1 February 24 2006, 00:08:53 UTC
I think it might depend on the age when it becomes appropriate to discuss such things.

I... I don't think that would work. It might, um, scare him (which could cause a miscarriage if the Naruto in question is indeed female and pregnant). I don't think there's any such thing as an analcologist. Proctologist, maybe? Though I don't think they would be properly equipped if they found a baby... um. Where would the baby be if he was male? Oh, this isn't possible. He's a either female or he has a ... a cyst or something.

If it came down to fighting, I would probably lose. He is a Jounin, after all, and I value my health.

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naruke536 February 24 2006, 04:04:44 UTC
((OOC: LMAFO.....*cirles yes for him*))

D:< !!!

*takes Note and Circles YES violently*

*IS MALE and REALLY IS PREGGERZ*

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iruka_sensei1 February 24 2006, 04:05:48 UTC
You are? Um, may I ask... how that is possible?

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naruke536 February 24 2006, 04:08:02 UTC

((OOC:uhhh.....*takes out list of excuses* Where shall I start?))

Uhhh.....Welll.....

The Kyuubi said I was....And I believe him...he says I'm going to have two kids...Both boys....

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iruka_sensei1 February 24 2006, 04:10:53 UTC
Um... do you know... where in your body they are?

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naruke536 February 24 2006, 04:14:10 UTC
*pokes Stomach*

In my belly...Its getting slightly bigger....

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iruka_sensei1 February 24 2006, 04:20:55 UTC
But... your stomach is full of stomach acid. Or maybe... your intestines (which also contain digestive juices and would kill the babies), or... or maybe you have some sort of womb? Are... are you a ... hermaphrodite?

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naruke536 February 24 2006, 04:27:13 UTC
((OOC: LMAFO!!! *dies laughing*))

NO!

I am A GUY! A DUDE! I DO HAPPEN TO HAVE A WANG!

I am not a hermaphrodite...I can't explain anything...The Kyuubi won't tell me anything anymore!

How should I know where the babies are being stored??

I'm only 14 and I never had any SEX ED lessons!...Plus no one told me what protection was until after I got pregnant...

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iruka_sensei1 February 24 2006, 04:36:19 UTC
((He was so hesitant to ask X3))

Well, this is more reason to propose a sexual education course....

I'm sorry, I just assumed that since you are carrying the children that you would know where in your body they are.

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naruke536 February 24 2006, 04:44:24 UTC
((lmao...You won't believe who was the one who explained what Protection was to Naruto...*snickers like mad*))

But....How would you teach it if you don't even know what's going on inside my body??

I really wish the Kyuubi didn't speak in riddle to me...

But sorry for Exploding on you like that iruka-sensei...

Someone told me it was some kind of thing called...

Hormones?

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iruka_sensei1 February 24 2006, 05:03:37 UTC
((I must know now!))

Well, your situation isn't normal; that's why I'm so baffled by it. I have never in my life heard of a male getting pregnant. As far as I know, males don't have the equipment for it.

That's fine. You're upset. I understand.

Hormones. Well, all humans have both testosterone (the male hormone) and estrogen (the female hormone). Since you've reached puberty, you have more testosterone than estrogen (or at least you should), which, along with helping in the maturation of your body, can also make you agressive. Females, on the other hand, get an increase of estrogen once they reach puberty, maturing them and also making them more emotional. They get influxes of estrogen during their periods and also during pregnancy, causing moodswings. Maybe you are having increased estrogen production? It will start to make you more feminine if you are, though. Your voice could get higher, and you might, uh, develop breasts. Possibly broader hips as well.

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