Because I teach the Germans real good English
I'm a very good teacher. Proof:
- Added to the grade 5's vocabulary: Hummer.
- Added to the grade 12's vocabulary: batshit crazy (re: The Tea Party and Sarah Palin)
- Corrected coworkers' pronounciation of 'fuck' as well instructed them on conjugation and proper usage. Also taught them 'batshit crazy.'
- Taught grade 6 drama club members how to wrap a hijab, and how gangstas wear bandanas.