A recent conversation
sentientfiction: I don't understand why I don't have any space left on my C drive, the computer is brand new and there shouldn't be much on it.
Irrumator: Honey, like I said earlier please just wait until I get home and can take a proper look at it.
sentientfiction: But I don't understand because I hardly have anything on it, just a few pictures and some music and word files.
Irrumator: Honey, I have to tell you that I think a badger has got into your computer and eaten your hard drive.
sentientfiction: What?? Oh my god, oh my god, do you think I said the wrong thing to my antivirus?!
Irrumator: Um, honey, you did hear what I just said about a badger..?
sentientfiction: Isn't that some kind of virus or something, like a worm?
Irrumator: No dear, a badger is a big furry thing in the forest.
sentientfiction: ...
Irrumator: Honey, like I said earlier please just wait until I get home and can take a proper look at it.
sentientfiction: But I don't understand because I hardly have anything on it, just a few pictures and some music and word files.
Irrumator: Honey, I have to tell you that I think a badger has got into your computer and eaten your hard drive.
sentientfiction: What?? Oh my god, oh my god, do you think I said the wrong thing to my antivirus?!
Irrumator: Um, honey, you did hear what I just said about a badger..?
sentientfiction: Isn't that some kind of virus or something, like a worm?
Irrumator: No dear, a badger is a big furry thing in the forest.
sentientfiction: ...