I'm Only Saying ...

Jul 23, 2008 04:10

Biffy Clyro - Get Fucked, Stud

Oh my distorted smile will tighten its grip
Now somebody is asking when you will disappear
You have to believe yourself to be happy now
You can't reply on someone else to be happy

Get fucked stud it's time to kill
Only you see the sunset on amphetamines

All hands on the courtesy cunt
Get fucked stud I know you will burn in hell
For pretending to be the god of all men I demand of you
Pretend to burn in hell to be
The god of all well follow me
You're fucking right. I'm all at sea
My teeth are made of baby hair

The skyline is burning red so we'll all go down
Follow my head to survive cause it won't take us long to come round
The skyline is burning red so we'll all go down
Follow my head to survive cause it won't take us long to come round

Get fucked stud it's time to kill
Only you see the sunset on amphetamines

The skyline is burning red so we'll all go down
Follow my head to survive cause it won't take us long to come round

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Well I guess it's high-time I made some kind of comment about going to Corfu, seeing as I was actually there this time!

For those who weren't there (and I'll assume most of you weren't), it involved a group of 24 kids and adults in 6 families who've been holidaying together in several holidays in the past 10 years or so. Now I'm sure those who didn't go are curious and I'll put your mind at ease: I don't have a tan. Factor 40 and plenty of shade kept my monitor tan nice and unhealthy, so nay danger there.

Next up came an amusing time in which Louise and Alice remembered on and off that they wanted to cut and straighten my hair. But, looking at the only other picture I have of me on Bebo, you'd see what you could have won. Or could have cut. Pshaw. Still, what are the odds that in November (Harry Potter loller!) they'll bring the curlers?

I must say, thinking about it, there were too few Greek girls. What's that about? How many boys were there and there was what? One Greek girl and she was taken? Crazy talk, really.

Next topic up for discussion was my aura. I must seem permanently feart to folk as Ruth seems to think she scared me. xD No idea what that's about, but maybe it's just an X&Y thing (ka-CHING!). Yeah. Weak, I know.

Always did find it amusing that people are shocked that I actually drink. In fact, after we got back I said I'd take a drink of wine while around at my Gran's and my mum was surprised even after all the Mythos I drank on holiday. Of course, folk on holiday would always catch up for that day and lap me a few times, but still. Funny last night too, love the Tequila. :P

Of course, in keeping with my nerdy ways, I'd had to run off and watch Doctor Who halfway through the holidays. The Saturday was the day I figured something out: Fuego's was pretty shit (aside for the Olympiakos guy, he was sound). But we kept going back. What's with that? And why go as a huge group to sit at different tables? I don't get that, but then again I went to Fuego's to watch Doctor Who, so I guess I'm not meant to get it. :P

Another great idea is never accept tabs; and Verses is shit. Yes, I know a lot of you like it, but maybe you're just too young to see it (once you're in your 20s you get to make comments like that, right?) but yeah, places like that annoy me. If I can't hear you at a comfortable speaking volume, then I don't wanna be there. :P

Gutted that Jamie ain't a Tim.

Sashying into this new paragraph swiftly after the last, I shall again apologise to the Quinns, as I feel that being one of the first asleep on the first night, I reckon it was the first domino dropping that left them with nobody to welcome them. Still, you arrived at 3am! Always gotta try and make an enterance, I dunno ... And then! Then they had the gall to demand I sang, "Oh Cwismas Twee"! Some people, I reall dunno!

I reckon that my exceptionally nerdy ways were very well hidden in Corfu, actually. I mean, sure, I prolly appeared to be a fairly large eegit to most of them during the time there, but I'm pretty sure they barely saw half of it, as David and Anna would agree with.

And now. The admission. The crazy, unfathomable fact that whenever I voiced it, however briefly, prolly annoyed some of the younger folk around me. I'm happy I'm back. :P I dunno, I'm a crazy patroit at heart, I guess, but hoots mon, ah've been oot and aboot and I prefer Scotland. :P And would I go back? Meh, doubt it. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the exploring, which is the kind of holiday I love, and I'm gutted I didn't get to try the McLager, but I'm not much of a beach person and a lot of the girls I went with did their own thing (and I'm not a fan of drinking to get drunk, for example). I've seen the very pretty beach of Paleokastritsas, so once you've seen one beach you've seen 'em all. Turns out I'm not that bad a swimmer, with a snorkle, I though I couldn't swim at all. Though I need more stamina, I guess and need to learn how to flounder better without getting a pint of water in my lungs. :P

But in the end, I'd rather head off somewhere else for my next holiday. Somewhere with more girls, really. And with people who take less than 5 hours to get ready for dinner. ;p~~ I'm also not a fan of cliques; reckon that makes me a nieve twat, but never-the-less I don't like the idea of 24 people going to the same place to do different things. Next time I doubt there'll be Operation Panda, anyway. :P

Toodles, anyhow! ^_^

holiday, corfu, borland, quinn, reid, biffy clyro, chipper, get fucked stud

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