Uh, no offense, DUDE.
Fuck England. Fuck ENGLAND. FUCK ENGLAND. You fucking pack of miserable, pasty, razor lipped, inbred, no chin, po faced, marble mouthed, limey mother fuckers can suck my circumsized Yankee cock until you choke. The only color in this entire fucking shithole is the red tape you're all hanging from. WHY DON'T YOU GODDAMNED SAY SOMETHING? Speak up, complain, kick up a fuss, and not to those piece of shit pathetic excuses for newspapers that pay their topless models more than their writers you fuckheads, say it directly to the imperial shit for brains that fucked up your day. And while you're at it, here's a thought, STOP DRINKING SO FUCKING MUCH. It's called denial, fuckwit. Pickling your brain won't make your fucked up treadmill of a life get any better.
Fuckheads.
Fuckheads.